[Misc] Football Chant Bad Lip Reading

[Eeyore]

Well, the Maidstone match is as expected. So I have taken to trying to decipher modern football chants.

So far I have heard:

'We shit on salami' (on repeat)

'Maidstone are flashing, teddy bear let go'

'der, der, der Wombles in the pantry'

I may not be up with the modern hymns, but these do seem a little odd.

 

[Questions]

Na na na na na na na he stromped a magerfi.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Youmaytellthemallthawestanorfallforsexbythesea.

 

[jcdenton08]

Youmaytellthemallthawestanorfallforsexbythesea.

Good old sossossososee

 

[Chicken Run]

seekhiles

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[Eeyore]

Blackburn Rovers v Newcastle United

'Who's that streaker in the army, who's that streaker in the war ?'

Unless that's correct of course

 

[Eeyore]

Tonight:

'Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole a car
ole, ole, a foot spa,
ole, a woman's bra'

 

[Iggle Piggle]

seekhiles

edit see below before anyone jumps on the faux offended bandwagon

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