Football bird puns

[Dick Head]

David Pigeonola

 

[ManOfSussex]

Obafemi HouseMartins

 

[ManOfSussex]

Ted Drake.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Franz Pecking-Power

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Owl-e Gunnar Solskjaer

 

[AmexRuislip]

Sir Stanley 'bernard' Matthews frozen chicken roast

 

[ManOfSussex]

dodo Schillaci

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

Keith Curlew

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Chick-arito

 

[gripper stebson]

Love NSC.

Cheers chaps. When a stop animation feature about a young lad playing for England in the World Cup comes out in 2018 keep an eye open for these!!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Steve Bull-finch (Steve Bull)
Jay Clemence (Ray Clemence)
John Fash-Emu (John Fashanu)
Booby Charlton (Bobby Charlton)
Ronaldin-Owl (Ronaldinho)
Ashley Coal Tit (Ashley Cole)
Ledley Kingfisher (Ledley King)
Danny WelBeak (Danny Welbeck)
Andy Finchcliffe (Andy Hinchcliffe)

Robert Green Finch (Robert Green)
Nigel House-Martyn (Nigel Martyn)
Bobby Moorhen (Bobby Moore)
John Ruddy-Duck (John Ruddy)
Falcondo Torres (Fernando Torres)
Petrel Beardsley (Peter Beardsley)
Ruud Gannet (Ruud Gullit)

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Why not name your loft full of birds as Stork City/Gull City

 

[half time scores]

Brian / Nigel Chough (Chuff)

 

[Brighton_Rose]

Paddy Macawt

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Andrew Wing

 

[8ace]

Shame you don't need gash Elvis puns as they are ten-a-penny on this site.

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Shame you don't need gash Elvis puns as they are ten-a-penny on this site.

Or fish puns

 

[8ace]

Or fish puns

Aye, dull as f*ck.

 

[Baldseagull]

These Pigeon footballers, do they all play on the wing?

Andres In-a-nester
Ryan Eggs
Fabrizio Raven-elli
Ruud Van Nesteroy

 

[Mackenzie]

Peregrine Digweed