Billy the Fish
Technocrat
I need some F-word music playing to get the full effect, you'll just have to imagine it.
Two sheets - folded along the perferration
Bend down finger in the middle and WIPE back to front
CHECK. Fold sheets in half lengthways, reach around, finger in the middle and WIPE front to back.
CHECK and DISPOSE
Repeat until sparkling
Two sheets - folded along the perferration
Bend down finger in the middle and WIPE back to front
CHECK. Fold sheets in half lengthways, reach around, finger in the middle and WIPE front to back.
CHECK and DISPOSE
Repeat until sparkling