Florida man rapes alligator,

[horshamite]

Raped? How do we know the alligator didn't give consent?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Raped? How do we know the alligator didn't give consent?

Are you suggesting crocodile tears?

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

"The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks". She won't forget it though.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Everything was fine until he asked the gator for a blow job!

 

[driller]

"The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks". She won't forget it though.

Who said the alligator was a she!!

 

[piersa]

How do they know it wasn't consensual?

 

[SweatyMexican]

That's enough internet for one day.

 

[Guerrero]

Hope he had Jimmy Nail with him!

 

[symyjym]

 

[fat old seagull]

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Well I guess with those muddy knees, you've just swapped positions!

 

[Questions]

The only thing I found surprising about that article was that it was actually illegal , bearing in mind it was in a remote part of Florida.