Florida man rapes alligator,

[symyjym]

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:

The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators , but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

http://www.18karatreggae.com/2015/07/15/florida-man-rapes-alligator-gets-arrested/

Ironic that his name was Darwin.

 

[The Wizard]

 

[Prince Monolulu]

At least the search for the culprit can be scaled down now. Have they taken a cayman sample for evidence?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

He obviously just wanted to get his crocks off...

 

[symyjym]

It may just be an Allegation.

 

[Mr Bridger]

He thought it was his Lacoste sleeping bag.

 

[Stat Brother]

Going down the route of 'weird stories from Florida', is like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/4/30/Flakka-Florida-Drug.html

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Cold blooded attack

 

[Hugo Rune]

There is no excuse for rape. So the gator tried to eat him, what an exaggeration, sounds like handbags to me!

 

[Whitechapel]

I genuinely don't know if I should be appalled or impressed at this.

He RAPED an ALLIGATOR.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I hope he made it snappy.

 

[Wellesley]

I genuinely don't know if I should be appalled or impressed at this.

He RAPED an ALLIGATOR.

 

[Reagulls]

Sounds like a croc of sh*t to me!

 

[Meade's Ball]

If i had the same mindset as this chap i'd have to find a way to rape a bee that was a repeat offender against me - yes i know they can only sting once but that doesn't me they can't be more than an annoyance with their little pointers - back in 2003. Some former girlfriends might indeed say that i would find that possible, but i tend to think i'd have to hire a mad-minded scientist to enable the vengeful act to take place, again and again over a two week period, in the lubed and funnelled butt of my buzzing nemesis.

 

[Hyperion]

I hope it hasn't contracted Gator-Aids

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Probably just handbags!!

 

[symyjym]

If i had the same mindset as this chap i'd have to find a way to rape a bee that was a repeat offender against me - yes i know they can only sting once but that doesn't me they can't be more than an annoyance with their little pointers - back in 2003. Some former girlfriends might indeed say that i would find that possible, but i tend to think i'd have to hire a mad-minded scientist to enable the vengeful act to take place, again and again over a two week period, in the lubed and funnelled butt of my buzzing nemesis.

No need for a mad-minded scientist, sticking it up your bottom would be the soluition to your revenge.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Everything was fine until he asked the gator for a blow job!

 

[BLOCK F]

The film 'Deliverance' anybody? Bit of banjo music amongst all the interbreeding!

 

[Pavilionaire]

A criminal conviction for animal cruelty will come back to bite him on the bum.