Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Where's Prince William going to be as President of The FA? Who's going to present The FA Cup now?
This is a disgrace! Bloody American divorcees and The Royal Family again - There's always trouble and they have no respect. Another nail in The FA Cup's coffin.
Plenty of time to be best man at noon, do the speeches and then zoom along the M4 to Wembley. Kick off at 5.30. Simples.