Oh dear, better get my SKATES on and do a quick CONGER. I did hear that Mark is quite a lover and is often called Mark Pork SWORD FISH. Next week he's going to holiday at the MORAY Firth.
I did hear say that he's adopting a Scandanavian nationality and will be playing for the FINns. The other alternative is for him to go into the church and become a MONKFISH.