Fish jumps out of sea and chomps man's arm ....

[Bladders]

............he really shouldn't have baited it...

 

[Frutos]

Wrong plaice, wrong time.

 

[Justice]

He must be really carped off

 

[Box of Frogs]

Oh my Cod

 

[Trufflehound]

He should have battered it.

 

[Nathan]

He only did it for the halibut.

 

[chucky1973]

was it a Tarpon?

 

[fork me]

Will you lot stop taking the pisces?

OK, I'll get me coat...

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Eel be disappointed with that, although this is a Bream of a thread for fishy punsmiths.

 

[Nathan]

Eel be disappointed with that, although this is a Bream of a thread for fishy punsmiths.

No need to carp on about it

 

[Twinkle Toes]

No need to carp on about it

Fair comment Nathan. I've certainly made a rod for my own back.

 

[chucky1973]

what a load of pollocks.

 

[Nathan]

I've Haddock enough of this thread, although it could be NSC Gold (fish).

 

[GloryDays]

Mussels on display.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

That silly man was really lucky though. He could've had his chips.

 

[chucky1973]

i think it is a hake video and we have all been done hook line and sinker

 

[Trufflehound]

Some of these puns are starting to flounder.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Some of you people are doing nothing but fishing for comments.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

i think it is a hake video and we have all been done hook line and sinker

It looked pretty reel to me tbh - but it wouldn't be that unusual for folk to just be angling for a response. Hopefully they'll be fingered by someboby ITK innit.

 

[Trufflehound]

I think we can all agree that if this goes to court, the fish won't have a leg to stand on.