[Misc] Fireworks 💥

[Horses Arse]

I'm ***cough*** 50 'ish' and love fireworks - my animals like them considerably less. I'm certainly not of the mind of "dogooders" that want them banned unless for an organised display.

If it doesn't last 6 weeks with imbeciles dragging the whole thing out I'd agree. But it does. It also results in folk getting damaged and hoapitalised.

But there is surely no doubt that anyone with a dog that they insist on inserting 'poo' into the designer breed (i.e. reason to charge loads more for a cross) name should have fireworks launched out of their arse!

 

[Horses Arse]

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If your ‘cavoodle’ has is a CKCS & Poodle we call them Cavapoo’s

I call them very overpriced mongrels!

 

[Muzzman]

I’m surrounded by Bonfire Societies, they normally start mid-October.

 

[wellquickwoody]

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If your ‘cavoodle’ has is a CKCS & Poodle we call them Cavapoo’s

Pure breeds only, righty ho.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

My display is ready for the 5th

 

[Westdene Seagull]

My display is ready for the 5th

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You've kept that for a long time. Used to love the indoor fireworks my Dad got for Christmas.

 

[Chicken Run]

If it doesn't last 6 weeks with imbeciles dragging the whole thing out I'd agree. But it does. It also results in folk getting damaged and hoapitalised.

But there is surely no doubt that anyone with a dog that they insist on inserting 'poo' into the designer breed (i.e. reason to charge loads more for a cross) name should have fireworks launched out of their arse!

In a Dawinesque kind of way I find your mention of hospitalisation slightly reassuring….

 

[Si Gull]

My display is ready for the 5th

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I bloody loved the snake ones. Brilliant entertainment....bring them back! (assuming they've gone away). Seem to remember that they had an evocative smell, too.

 

[Brovion]

Yup, another firework fan here. Yes Bonfire Night has become Bonfire Month and my dogs hate them (so obviously we don't have them), but there's something about them that bring back really happy memories of all the Bonfire Nights of my childhood and younger years. Not organised displays (of which I am not a huge fan), but the back garden ones. Great times. Probably the last great Bonfire Nights that I remember were in the back garden of the Preston Park Tavern before it got ponced up.

And yes, indoor fireworks were fantastic as well. Used to be a staple of our Christmases back in the 1960s.

 

[BBassic]

Fireworks grump here.

They can f**k off.

Don't mind the big displays but could do without it going on for weeks and weeks with every other bugger around the area setting off their shiny whizzbangs every other pissing night.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

It's becoming ridiculous.
Heard our first firework at the beginning of OCTOBER, 5 weeks before the actual event.
Bonfire night is is NOVEMBER FFS.

Our dog was so scared, it ran out the living room and nearly knocked our Christmas tree over