Film Titles For Footballers

[supaseagull]

Nanny McPhee - Chris McPhee
The Mummy - Ian Dowie
Snow White - Robbie Fowler
Forrest Gump - Nathan Jones

 

[Nemesis]

Deep Throat - Sol Campbell

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Curious George-George O'Callghan

 

[KZNSeagull]

The Bitch - Sir Alex Ferguson

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Dumb and Dumber - virtually every British footballer

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

From here to eternity - Maheta Molango

 

[RM-Taylor]

Teeth - Ronaldinho

 

[steward 433]

Midget man - Dean Cox

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Girl with a Pearl Earring - Jake Robinson

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Uncle Buck - Ronaldinho

See no Evil, hear no evil - Alex Ferguson/Arsene Wenger

Stir Crazy - Joey Barton

Coyote Ugly - Carlos Tevez

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

The African Queen - Didier Drogba

 

[Gully]

Mate of mine was frisked TWICE last time I went there. The second frisking was by a steward who'd actually watched the 1st frisking

The Police went through the contents of our wallets and even asked questions about various items they contained, I thought that to be a little invasive at the time.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Escape to Victory- John Bostock

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Cock-jerk Orange- Simon Jordan

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Jackass-Cristiano Ronaldo

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

stand by me sir alex/ronaldo

 

[Simon Morgan]

Road Trip - Leon Knight

 

[Gully]

Talking of whom, I saw little Leon play today, have to say that he wasn't very good.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

While You Were Sleeping - Kerry Mayo
Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy - Mark McCammon

 

[Captain Haddock]

The Descent - Leon Knight (on pitch antics AND career!)

To Live And Die In L.A - David Beckham

Once Upon A Time In The West - Bobby Z

The Longest Day - All visiting team players' experience at Old Trafford

The Lodger - Steve Claridge

Hellboy - Ronaldo

Hellboy II - Scott McGleish