Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
I know the guy that writes the @50ShadesOfShit material. A very funny guy that does a lot of parody accounts. I bought the books for Mrs Aadam and she is enjoying them so far, although the writing isn't great, it's good enough to get you to the end.
The funny thing in all of this is that the main guy wears a suit and drives an Audi, so now one of her friends thinks of me when she is reading it... Not sure if that's a good thing or not...
He's probably taller though.