Fifty shades of grey

[Gullys Cats]

Any good?

 

[rocker959]

Nice of someone to ghostwrite my life story !!

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Oh aye yeah, its grea-




Sorry, no, I haven't read it.

 

[coagulantwolf]

If you know any females reading this or thinking about reading this, tell them too just finger themselves instead.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I got my wife 50 shades of grey. She wasn't impressed

 

[Deleted member 18477]

It's good for women I'm told. Women like imagining shit.

Men like watching it... I.e. porn

 

[SeagullSongs]

Oh aye yeah, its grea-




Sorry, no, I haven't read it.

This.

I rather sneakily read it and I can see why women love it. But there's no reason why men shouldn't read it though, unless you're wearing light coloured trousers.

 

[Gullys Cats]

If you know any females reading this or thinking about reading this, tell them too just finger themselves instead.

 

[Gullys Cats]

I got my wife 50 shades of grey. She wasn't impressed

 

[Acker79]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

 

[Rodney Thomas]

I read 10 chapters and had to stop. Nothing happened besides a helicopter ride and some sex (I apologise for running the story but there really isn't one)..

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Evidently there's quite a bit of gusset typing goes on.

 

[Bladders]

A good time to get into the S&M business me thinks.

PM me for a great deal on spreader bars.

 

[wunt be druv]

It's good for women I'm told. Women like imagining shit.

Men like watching it... I.e. porn

My thoughts exactly.

 

[folkestonesgull]

a nice quiet wholesome girl at work described it as tame.....

 

[Easy 10]

@50ShadesOfShit is well worth following...

I climbed on top of him & lowered my dribbling chum bucket onto his throbbing bitch buster.. I rode him like a Blackpool Donkey

He stood over me stroking his huge minge rod.. I was hungry for it.. I started to dribble, like Adele waiting for Greggs to open..

He began to drink from my cod canyon, which by this point was frothing & foaming, like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls..

My pilchard purse was now stretched to Katie Price proportions and could now comfortably accomodate a thermos flask and a packet of hobnobs

To celebrate the Wimbledon final, Christian has given me a 'Navratilova' and eased his tennis racket handle into my Scampi Subway

 

[Motogull]

@50ShadesOfShit is well worth following...

I climbed on top of him & lowered my dribbling chum bucket onto his throbbing bitch buster.. I rode him like a Blackpool Donkey

He stood over me stroking his huge minge rod.. I was hungry for it.. I started to dribble, like Adele waiting for Greggs to open..

He began to drink from my cod canyon, which by this point was frothing & foaming, like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls..

My pilchard purse was now stretched to Katie Price proportions and could now comfortably accomodate a thermos flask and a packet of hobnobs

To celebrate the Wimbledon final, Christian has given me a 'Navratilova' and eased his tennis racket handle into my Scampi Subway

 

[Gullys Cats]

@50ShadesOfShit is well worth following...

I climbed on top of him & lowered my dribbling chum bucket onto his throbbing bitch buster.. I rode him like a Blackpool Donkey

He stood over me stroking his huge minge rod.. I was hungry for it.. I started to dribble, like Adele waiting for Greggs to open..

He began to drink from my cod canyon, which by this point was frothing & foaming, like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls..

My pilchard purse was now stretched to Katie Price proportions and could now comfortably accomodate a thermos flask and a packet of hobnobs

To celebrate the Wimbledon final, Christian has given me a 'Navratilova' and eased his tennis racket handle into my Scampi Subway

 

[Blackadder]

@50ShadesOfShit is well worth following...

I climbed on top of him & lowered my dribbling chum bucket onto his throbbing bitch buster.. I rode him like a Blackpool Donkey

He stood over me stroking his huge minge rod.. I was hungry for it.. I started to dribble, like Adele waiting for Greggs to open..

He began to drink from my cod canyon, which by this point was frothing & foaming, like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls..

My pilchard purse was now stretched to Katie Price proportions and could now comfortably accomodate a thermos flask and a packet of hobnobs

To celebrate the Wimbledon final, Christian has given me a 'Navratilova' and eased his tennis racket handle into my Scampi Subway

Excellent. My Mrs is reading it at the moment. I have just emailed her this version.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

@50ShadesOfShit is well worth following...

I climbed on top of him & lowered my dribbling chum bucket onto his throbbing bitch buster.. I rode him like a Blackpool Donkey

He stood over me stroking his huge minge rod.. I was hungry for it.. I started to dribble, like Adele waiting for Greggs to open..

He began to drink from my cod canyon, which by this point was frothing & foaming, like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls..

My pilchard purse was now stretched to Katie Price proportions and could now comfortably accomodate a thermos flask and a packet of hobnobs

To celebrate the Wimbledon final, Christian has given me a 'Navratilova' and eased his tennis racket handle into my Scampi Subway

That is f***ing HILARIO. My personal favourite is "Cod Canyon"