FFS Murray

[Cheeky Monkey]

Murray has got roughly 350 hairs left on the front section of his head. When those fall out he'll just become another generic bald guy no Palace fan gives a toss about - The goals dry up, the hairs dry up, the image rights dry up, the career dries up and the tears begin to flow, and he'll look around the 30k Amex crowd as Ulloa's third goal flies in on Monday (aggregate score 6-2) and think "What have I done" before falling to his knees with his arms in the air in the pose of Sgt. Elias in the film Platoon while shouting "FFS Murray!" 'The first casualty of a long season is Murray's confidence'

 

[Se20]

Murray has got roughly 350 hairs left on the front section of his head. When those fall out he'll just become another generic bald guy no Palace fan gives a toss about - The goals dry up, the hairs dry up, the image rights dry up, the career dries up and the tears begin to flow, and he'll look around the 30k Amex crowd as Ulloa's third goal flies in on Monday (aggregate score 6-2) and think "What have I done" before falling to his knees with his arms in the air in the pose of Sgt. Elias in the film Platoon while shouting "FFS Murray!" 'The first casualty of a long season is Murray's confidence'

Looks to be back to his early season form is our Glenda.
Two attempts hacked off the line, and a pressure penalty hammered home.
Couldn't have timed it better

 

[Titus]

Looks to be back to his early season form is our Glenda.
Two attempts hacked off the line, and a pressure penalty hammered home.
Couldn't have timed it better

You missed out the missed sitters on Saturday.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Looks to be back to his early season form is our Glenda.
Two attempts hacked off the line, and a pressure penalty hammered home.
Couldn't have timed it better

800 posts eh? time to come clean? are you "on the turn"?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Looks to be back to his early season form is our Glenda.
Two attempts hacked off the line, and a pressure penalty hammered home.
Couldn't have timed it better

Zaha (behind Murray) tries to hold back the rampaging BHA front line while Murray just gets on with losing the plot.

 

[Se20]

800 posts eh? time to come clean? are you "on the turn"?

What have you to offer " big boy" ?

 

[Se20]

Zaha (behind Murray) tries to hold back the rampaging BHA front line while Murray just gets on with losing the plot.

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I can see it now, on his knees, arms aloft in front of the Holmesdale, milking the applause.
What an scenario !

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

What have you to offer " big boy" ?

If I hadn't have stood you up in December after a couple of pints i'd certainly have given you a 'Man-Hug' (before the match, mind)

 

[Se20]

If I hadn't have stood you up in December after a couple of pints i'd certainly have given you a 'Man-Hug' (before the match, mind)

How sweet

 

[Triggaaar]

He's right though mate. And Bozza got the stick when we had some racist nonsense on here.

Racism is a crime, joking about bursting someone's tyres so they miss the game is not. It was clear he was joking, not trying to insight a crime.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I thought we wanted him back, earlier in the season? Strange how opinions change.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Looks to be back to his early season form is our Glenda.
Two attempts hacked off the line, and a pressure penalty hammered home.
Couldn't have timed it better

Yep he certainly must be in form after such a great effort against a team relegated on the last day. Last time he scored in open play? He hasn't scored since before st Patricks day, mind you palace have barely scored since then either

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He actually leaves on my mates road, not sure I should post it on here though. The house is up for sale saying that though.

Ask for a viewing and hide lots of roll mops around the place.

 

[Bozza]

Can I politely request people think long and hard about posting the details of where players live as that information could be used in the wrong way by others less sensible than most of us.

Glenn has a young family that could do without harassment as tension builds ahead of the upcoming games.

Yes, it's bloody important, but it is still only football.

 

[Bozza]

Looks to be back to his early season form is our Glenda.
Two attempts hacked off the line, and a pressure penalty hammered home.
Couldn't have timed it better

Pretty much what I thought watching the FLS finally last night. Two very lucky goal line clearances for Posh was all that stopped him walking away with the match ball again. Well, that and the skied finish in the second half.

He was in the position to score though, and with his quality he'll score more than he misses.

 

[Dougie]

Hmm, I'll edit the post now. There may well be an idiot in waiting..

I think he's already here .

 

[GreersElbow]

I think he's already here .

The palace fan?

 

[Sam Ovett]

Murray will score at least one over the two legs. Tempted of putting a bet on it

 

[El Presidente]

Seasoned Glenn watchers know that his goals come in famines and feasts, sadly it looks as if he has his appetite back. Having said that, Greer and Upson are playing extremely well at present too. Five goals conceded in the nine matches since they were partnered together suggests they are an excellent combination.

 

[Oscar]

The security guard who works at the Sainsbury's near me where Murray also shops has promised to stitch him up in a shoplifting scam the next time he pops in for his odds and sods.