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[Albion] FFS Dunk
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Baldseagull
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MTSeagulls
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- Sep 18, 2019
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Going to need dunking in disinfectant
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
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Er, that’s not how international football works. Can’t resist a caption though:
I’m the nutritional gel guy.
No, I’m the gel guy; Gareth said. You’re the waterboy.
Who's the little guy? Never seen him before. Is he a masseuse?
No, a masseuse would be female
Have you just missed a comedy gender-assumption about an England squad player from Palarse?No, a masseuse would be female
Have you just tried to dig yourself out of a faux pas old chap ?Have you just missed a comedy gender-assumption about an England squad player from Palarse?
I was channeling Peter Cook. He did the same gender flip on one of the Derek and Clive tracks. Honest, guvHave you just tried to dig yourself out of a faux pas old chap ?
Before my timeI was channeling Peter Cook. He did the same gender flip on one of the Derek and Clive tracks. Honest, guv
just.
How, exactly, does a video of Derik and Clive talking about lobsters up a bum, relate to you asking if a player is a masseuse?
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
'I've played over 200 times in The Premier League son and won home and away against you lot - it's nice he's trying to get you to join in though.'
Another track of theirs refers to someone, clearly male, as a masseuse. Can't remember which one. I recommend listening to the whole album. You may find it rewarding.
I has a cassette of it in 1984 and played it to my academic department one lunch time. It was quite something watching the blood drain out of the faces of many of the staff, while the rest were tittering
Apologies for the massive and needless thread derail.
Another track of theirs refers to someone, clearly male, as a masseuse. Can't remember which one. I recommend listening to the whole album. You may find it rewarding.
I has a cassette of it in 1984 and played it to my academic department one lunch time. It was quite something watching the blood drain out of the faces of many of the staff, while the rest were tittering
Apologies for the massive and needless thread derail.
I have a CD of them somewhere. Just don't have a good memory.
I have a great long term memory but....sorry what was I saying?
- Apr 5, 2014
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'Do you know how many players we have in the England squad compared to you, Dunky ? 4-1, 4-1'
Considering they finished above us, I think we need a new brag.
Norman Potting
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Suddenly transported back to the '70's and sitting in a mobile classroom during "wet play" and listening to a cassette of Derek and Clive (aka Pete and Dud) saying very rude things about removing items from an actresses' nether regions. Can't recall the name of the actressAnother track of theirs refers to someone, clearly male, as a masseuse. Can't remember which one. I recommend listening to the whole album. You may find it rewarding.
I has a cassette of it in 1984 and played it to my academic department one lunch time. It was quite something watching the blood drain out of the faces of many of the staff, while the rest were tittering
Apologies for the massive and needless thread derail.
