FFS! Dumbo's in the workplace.....

[wellquickwoody]

Below I have posted verbatum an email exchange with our HR department at work. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, but do I really have ask for permission from people like this?

Hi again,

I was only going to take the one afternoon off, but if I could have both it
would be fantastic!

And yes, I have cleared it with those around me.

Thanks again for the idea.

Ciao, Woody.


'Hi,

* Do you want a half day on both days? i can book it have you cleared it with
everyone you need to ask?

Yyvonne

On Wednesday 31 July 2013 08:38:54 you wrote:
> Hi Yyvonnel,
>
> Could you please book me a half day holiday for this coming Friday
> afternoon Aug 2nd?
>
> Thank you, Woody

 

[Mellotron]

She is an idiot. You spelled her name correctly as YYVONNEL, she then changed it to YYVONNE. Dumbo.

 

[dougdeep]

Why do you post such crap?

 

[wellquickwoody]

Very good!

Thought to self,'Must issue grovelling apology about typos'.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Why do you post such crap?

Pot, kettle, black sir......

 

[dougdeep]

Pot, kettle, black sir......

I don't start threads on it. You're getting as bad as Stat Brother and RotR

 

[Buzzer]

Why do you post such crap?

This was your 8th post today and 6 of those are sarcastic comments or moans. You really are the biggest misery guts in Sussex. Does it make you feel better trying to make other people as unhappy as you?

 

[nail-Z]

I hope you're deducted a full days leave for being 'clever'.

That'll learn ya.

 

[wellquickwoody]

I hope you're deducted a full days leave for being 'clever'.

That'll learn ya.

The email ping pong, and subsequent telephone conversation, got even better! See below

> > > On Wednesday 31 July 2013 08:38:54 you wrote:
> > > > Hi Yyvonne,
> > > >
> > > > Could you please book me a half day holiday for this coming Friday
> > > > afternoon Aug 2nd?
> > > >
> > > > Thank you.


--
Best Regards, Woody


> > On Wednesday 31 July 2013 09:23:06 you wrote:
> > > Hi,
> > >
> > > * Do you want a half day on both days? i can book it have you cleared
> > > it with everyone you need to ask?
> > >
> > > Yyvonne


> On Wednesday 31 July 2013 09:43:21 you wrote:
> > I was only going to take the one afternoon off, but if I could have both
> > it would be fantastic!
> >
> > And yes, I have cleared it with those around me.
> >
> > Thanks again for the idea.
> >
> > Ciao, Woody.


On Wednesday 31 July 2013 10:17:44 you wrote:
> Done, Yyvonne


Yyvonne?

From what I can see on the holiday log, you have only booked me one afternoon
off, not both?

From a very confused Woody.......


Telephone conversation – Yyvonne : I think I got confused, I read Friday and Aug 2nd when I read the email last night, I only worked it out this morning.
Wood : Yyvonne, I only sent the email this morning.............

 

[gripper stebson]

If ever intervention from Eric Hitchmo was required it is here!

 

[supaseagull]

The email ping pong, and subsequent telephone conversation, got even better! See below

> > > On Wednesday 31 July 2013 08:38:54 you wrote:
> > > > Hi Yyvonne,
> > > >
> > > > Could you please book me a half day holiday for this coming Friday
> > > > afternoon Aug 2nd?
> > > >
> > > > Thank you.


--
Best Regards, Woody


> > On Wednesday 31 July 2013 09:23:06 you wrote:
> > > Hi,
> > >
> > > * Do you want a half day on both days? i can book it have you cleared
> > > it with everyone you need to ask?
> > >
> > > Yyvonne


> On Wednesday 31 July 2013 09:43:21 you wrote:
> > I was only going to take the one afternoon off, but if I could have both
> > it would be fantastic!
> >
> > And yes, I have cleared it with those around me.
> >
> > Thanks again for the idea.
> >
> > Ciao, Woody.


On Wednesday 31 July 2013 10:17:44 you wrote:
> Done, Yyvonne


Yyvonne?

From what I can see on the holiday log, you have only booked me one afternoon
off, not both?

From a very confused Woody.......


Telephone conversation – Yyvonne : I think I got confused, I read Friday and Aug 2nd when I read the email last night, I only worked it out this morning.
Wood : Yyvonne, I only sent the email this morning.............

Is your next post going to be

Yyvonne: As you seem to have so much time on your hands to post on a football website and send me emails, I'm going to recommend that your two half days are turned into permanent leave?.

Woody: Oops

 

[MJsGhost]

I fully expected something entirely different from this thread

 

[nail-Z]

I fully expected something entirely different from this thread

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You're not supposed to mention that!

Jeez!