[Humour] Festive caption comp.....

[AmexRuislip]

So this is what happens when you spend too long in Norfolk......

 

[Jack Straw]

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So this is what happens when you spend too long in Norfolk......

F*** me Shane. You've really taken to joining Norwich seriously!

 

[TomandJerry]

Willy Wonka's 'phone a friend' option

 

[allystrat]

Hi mum, I'm on Strictly Come Dancing

 

[Frankie]

N,Y.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"Shane has stolen Cucurella's wig. Incredible!"

 

[Eeyore]

''Follow the yellow brick road' was a Norwich reference in this case, Shane, not a literal one'

 

[Van Cleef]

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So this is what happens when you spend too long in Norfolk......

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Can you ask Katie Price about her advice on hair removal.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Hi Todd, please inform Emma Hayes that I am ready to sign my 8 year contract.

 

[hart's shirt]

"There's no place like Hove."

 

[Jack Straw]

It actually is Shane Duffy! I just thought it was a brilliant lookalikey!!

 

[The Wookiee]

Hiya darling it’s only me Shane, I’m really worried as I’m waiting at the bus stop and there is a really odd man in a weird hat and sparkling jacket trying to look up my skirt

 

[Weststander]

“Is that the police?

I’d like to report a weirdo in a purple coat”.

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Girlfriend> "F*ck you Shane, you heartless, brainless coward!"

 

[Bry Nylon]

“Delia? Look, about this new away kit…”

 

[The Clamp]

“Hi, it’s Duffy. Yeah, I’m on the bench again”.

 

[essbee1]

"Thanks.

Front, back and crack, Monday 11am. But leave the bloody beard".

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

“I’m Shane Duffy. Google me.”

 

[Winker]

"Is that the ear-hair removal specialist? I need a quote"