[Albion] Ferdi Kadioglu **Singed 27/08/24**

[Mike Small]

Has Merson made his annual Albion to be relegated forecast?

Not that I've heard of. He left that to Richard Keys and the Chelsea youtube fanboy Rory Jennings.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Please don’t.

Think about it. Thousands of times a day, one has a thought or hears or reads or sees a cultural reference without there being any coincidental mention on TV. The law of averages says this is expected and predictable. However the same law of averages says that just now and then, perhaps every few hundreds of thousands of instances, two of these cultural references will coincide to give you that frisson of excitement. This was one of those rare but inevitable instances.

To be fair, it's not like my username has "Emmerdale" or "The Beatles" in it. It's a pretty unlikely coincidence as these things go.

 

[Eric the meek]

Please don’t.

Think about it. Thousands of times a day, one has a thought or hears or reads or sees a cultural reference without there being any coincidental mention on TV. The law of averages says this is expected and predictable. However the same law of averages says that just now and then, perhaps every few hundreds of thousands of instances, two of these cultural references will coincide to give you that frisson of excitement. This was one of those rare but inevitable instances.

I was being facetious. I didn't really think it was something ethereal happening. I hope you can believe this.

Sid, is this a good time to say that I watched the entirety of that ninja clip? (I actually did - I wanted to know who would win).

 

[Triggaaar]

Not that I've heard of. He left that to Richard Keys and the Chelsea youtube fanboy Rory Jennings.

Richard didn't predict us to be relegated?

 

[Triggaaar]

To be fair, it's not like my username has "Emmerdale" or "The Beatles" in it. It's a pretty unlikely coincidence as these things go.

Maybe unlikely that it happened specifically to Eric, but reasonably likely that it happened one of us.

 

[Eric the meek]

Maybe unlikely that it happened specifically to Eric, but reasonably likely that it happened one of us.

It only happened to me, as I was watching an episode of 'Caught on Dashcam'. Two trucks had collided, in China I think, and one was transporting a water tank, in which the water splashed up in the air, and all these little animals (I don't know what they were) ended up on the road in the water. Hence the commentator's reference to 'like those Sharknado movies'. I had just read Sid's post, and then looked at the TV having heard the commentary. It was just chance, but still weird.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Maybe unlikely that it happened specifically to Eric, but reasonably likely that it happened one of us.

Yeah, that's fair. But still unlikely from Eric's perspective.

It's fair to say that, for example, I've probably read or replied to plenty of Guiness Boy's posts while drinking a Guiness without giving it a second's thought. Frankly I'd be more surprised if I somehow found out I hadn't.

 

[Triggaaar]

Yeah, that's fair. But still unlikely from Eric's perspective.

It's fair to say that, for example, I've probably read or replied to plenty of Guiness Boy's posts while drinking a Guiness without giving it a second's thought. Frankly I'd be more surprised if I somehow found out I hadn't.

Can you remember drinking some and it leaving a sour taste in your mouth?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Can you remember drinking some and it leaving a sour taste in your mouth?

I may well have done, but after some regrets the morning after I didn't let it bother me.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I've heard he's caught ebola and died.

His agent's been propping him up with a stick and using him like a ventriloquist doll for the last 5weeks in a desperate bid to squeeze another transfer fee out of him.

Weekend At Ferdi's

 

[bluenitsuj]

I've heard he's caught ebola and died.

His agent's been propping him up with a stick and using him like a ventriloquist doll for the last 5weeks in a desperate bid to squeeze another transfer fee out of him.

Would still be better than Dahoud!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh we definitely should.

I'll just leave you with this though.


Anyway...

I'm sure the perceived delay in the signing being announced is nothing to worry about.

Wow. That's one of the worst 5 minutes of cinematography I have ever wasted 5 minutes on.

Shit!

 

[BrickTamland]

19:30.

 

[Washie]

19:30.

Just before Kick-off?

 

[pornomagboy]

19:30.

18:45 announced as on the bench

 

[schmunk]

Wow. That's one of the worst 5 minutes of cinematography I have ever wasted 5 minutes on.

Shit!

Yet, strangely compelling...

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Paraded in front of the north stand before the Crawley game?

 

[sparkie]

Paraded in front of the north stand before the Crawley game?

Sounds good.

Let's have a video hello from Gomez on the screen as well.

 

[schmunk]

Paraded in front of the north stand before the Crawley game?

It'll be good to see him in person.

I like to put a name to a fez...

 

[portslade seagull]

Are they saving this announcement until deadline day so we don't feel left out