I'm suprised no one has mentioned the Ancient Mariner..
Don't know what the staff are like in there now (though I note they are pretty much the same lot) but a couple of years ago they were consistently the moodiest, self absorbed, ignorant bunch of scenester twats I have come acros in a long long long time.
The Windmill for me on upper north st
Any bar in West Stand Upper...............................
I think I shall call it "The Nelson" after Goldstone Gaz