Favourite line from a song EVER!

[John Byrnes Mullet]

3 Lions on the shirt, never stop me dreaming..........................

Brilliant memories

 

[dougdeep]

...heard it through the grapevine...

 

[sith]

"Got nothing to say i 'aint said before,
i've bled all i can i won't bleed not more.
i don't need no one to understand
why the blood runs cold in the hired hand"

Andrew Eldritch is king!!!!

 

[Biscuit]

Weird Al - Trigger Happy

"I accidently shot dad last night in the den,
I mistook him in the dark for a drug crazed nazi..again"

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

"Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years"

More Weird Al - "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

 

[Hunting 784561]

Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of Brandy
When I was courting Sandy
To aim to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her and Mandy
She didn't half go bandy

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I'd rendez-vous with Janet
Quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet
She wasn't half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it
Her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet
She bruised her pomegranate

Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

You should never hold a candle
If you don't know where it's been
The jackpot is in the handle
On a normal fruit machine

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
Who's there favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag
Obliging and noblesse
Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
A pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky
I'm Billericay Dicky
And I'm doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh
Come and lie on the couch
With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham-on-Crouch
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I ain't a slouch

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
About Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effing thicky
You ask Joyce and Vicky
And I'm doing very well

 

[Cian]

3 Lions on the shirt, never stop me dreaming..........................

Brilliant memories

Similar vein, but when played at the right moment "We're gonna go there, and we're gonna WIN" followed by Larry Mullens interpretation of the Horslips is among the most haunting moments in music. The "right moment" being pissed, watching a video of Dave O'Leary running towards the ball on the spot....

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Shut your f***ing face unclefuckaaaaaaaah

Genius.

 

[perseus]

I see the morning light
I see the morning light
Well it's not because
I'm an early riser
I didn't go to sleep last night

 

[Donny Osmond]

for the record my favourite bit is;

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover

I was going to say that as well, but to add a bit of diversity I will choose another Nirvana classic.

I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head...
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard...
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there...
But I don't care
I'm so horny but that's okay...
My will is good

 

[Donny Osmond]

Don't let me see mistakes and lies.
Let me keep my faith and innocent eyes.

Delta at her best.

 

[El Presidente]

When the world is your oyster
But your foot's in a clam

When you're young by The Jam

 

[graz126]

frankly Mr Shankley im a sickening wreck, i've got the 21st century breathing down my neck. The Smiths

wedding cake and tooth ache equals love and pain. Billy Bragg

close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire and let me kiss you. Morrissey.

you aint too young or pretty and you sure as hell carnt sing. anytime you wanna sell your soul i got a toll free number you can ring. The Stone Roses.

he was a sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan and he swore he would never never do it again oh well of course he wont oh, not until the next time. The Smiths

i am the milkman of human kindness, i'll leave an extra pint. Billy Bragg.