Favourite football chants?

[Sheebo]

When Frutos goes marching down the wing, CAROOOOOLE, CAROOOOLE

HA Ha ha ha ha

THINK aD-DIN-COCK-HO MADE THAT UP - UNBELIEVABLY CRINGABLE

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I always quite liked;

"Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkey's heed'
a fuckin monkey's heed,
a fuckin monkey's heed"

[to 'yellow Submarine]

and [to 'Oh when the Saints...]
Oh, Dennis Wise,
Oh, Dennis Wise,
'got googly eyes,
'got googly eyes,
oh, Dennis Wise's got googly eyes...'

 

[crodonilson]

I always quite liked;

"Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkey's heed'
a fuckin monkey's heed,
a fuckin monkey's heed"

[to 'yellow Submarine]

Followed by.....

"Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet'
bananas with his feet
bananas with his feet"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxOljLMB-dg

 

[Yoda]

Wise, Wise, wherever you may be
You've taken Leeds down, hee hee hee
You think you're hard, but you're a little tool
And you'll be getting beaten by Hartlepool

Wise, Wise, wherever you may be
You wont be up against Man City
Cos you took Leeds down, and you are a sham
Look forward to going to Cheltenham

Wise, Wise, wherever you may be,
You've got the clap and dysentry,
You couldn't win your games and now you're going down,
To play nil-nil draws with Swindon Town.

Wise, Wise, the gobby little shit,
Took a big club on but couldn't handle it,
They couldn't win f*** all, even losing at Roots Hall
And now their biggest game is against Walsall

Wise, Wise, whatever did you do,
You're on track for Division Two,
If you cannot stop the slump, then Leeds are well on course,
To play Ossett Town in the Conference North

Wise Wise wherever you may be
You're taking Leeds to division three
But it will be worse cos you will f*** it up
In a first round tie in the FA Cup