The Met police seem to have a history of this kind of thing, didn't they have a guy called Condom in charge a while ago?
edit: I imagine they are frantically searching through their ranks right now to find someone appropriately named to take over in a couple of years time. Is there a W.P.C.Doris C**t out there anywhere?
Would have gone for Dick Knight, but saw Spotted Dick and had to vote for the King of Puddings.
This is to my mind a Sussex dish that should be on every pub menu. In fact, it should be a Sussex law! Suet and Sussex go together like Honey Badger and Mouse.
Oh, and the pudding should be accompanied by butter and sugar, not custard, and definitely not ice cream.
ahh just as richard herring does in his RHLSP shows., desert island dicks.. who would you be stranded with,
so... id go for dick herring please... top bloke