[Help] Favourite condom?

[herecomesaregular]

Hate the things, never got on with them and managed years without them. Got a few Durex Thin Feel (red) to get through still as they were on discount bulk buy (like a bargain me and can't waste them). Any recommendations? She hates them, aswell, so we've had a few near misses/morning after pill recently. The Pill doesn't suit her unfortunately. There must be a comfy condom out there somewhere shirley? What's your favourite Jonny?

 

[darkwolf666]

Roll on 3pm tomorrow!

 

[KZNSeagull]

Jonny Cum Lately

 

[SockMonster]

Roll on 3pm tomorrow!

I've never heard of that make.

 

[Papak]

I presume you have considered the obvious answer regarding near-misses etc.?

 

[Guinness Boy]

I've never heard of that make.

It's not the brand name, it's the instructions on the back of the pack

Ba dum tish

 

[herecomesaregular]

Roll on 3pm tomorrow!

I thought NSC was our mumsnet?

 

[Guinness Boy]

I like this one in Singapore, personally.

 

[redoubtable seagull]

Snip snip ...

 

[The Wookiee]

I’ve never liked using them as I hate the smell of burning rubber !

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Theatre of Trees]

How about an historical one made out of sheep's intestines?

 

[El Presidente]

I had a girlfriend who asked me to get some flavoured ones so I obliged.

She dived under the duvet to check out what difference it made.

I heard a somewhat garbled "Cheese and onion"? from her but had to point out I hadn't get put it on.

 

[BluesRockDJ]

Put your head above the parapet, why don't you !!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I well remember a customer who was selling a new line of condoms back in the early 90's. The brand was Jiffy and the merchandising had the strap line 'Cum in a Jiffy'.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I had a girlfriend who asked me to get some flavoured ones so I obliged.

She dived under the duvet to check out what difference it made.

I heard a somewhat garbled "Cheese and onion"? from her but had to point out I hadn't get put it on.

Is that an opening ice breaker speech from your lecture circuit

 

[schmunk]

I had a girlfriend who asked me to get some flavoured ones so I obliged.

She dived under the duvet to check out what difference it made.

I heard a somewhat garbled "Cheese and onion"? from her but had to point out I hadn't get put it on.

The cheese I sort of get, but the onion...?

 

[jakarta]

Not for me Clive.

Bareback is the way to go...

 

[Blue3]

:d:d

if it doesn't sit comfortably, you might want to try a size down?

:d:d

 

[hart's shirt]

Bareback is the way to go...

But take care not to fall off the horse.