[Food] Favourite Christmas Dinner item

[The Large One]

Goose - not a great meat, but the fat is astounding.

Roast potatoes - see above for perfect roasties

Pigs in blankets - treat yourself and get streaky bacon from the Open Market, and sausages from the Brighton Sausage Co.

Stuffing - I make me own; sage and onion usually. One thing I don't do with stuffing is stuff anything with it. Have it separately. And none of that horrible Paxo muck.

Yorkshire pudding - Never EVER an Aunt Bessies. Just... no. Homemade batter every time.

Veg - steam them in various spices and herbs. Well, there's enough fat to drown an army otherwise...

 

[maffew]

Goose - not a great meat, but the fat is astounding.

Roast potatoes - see above for perfect roasties

Pigs in blankets - treat yourself and get streaky bacon from the Open Market, and sausages from the Brighton Sausage Co.

Stuffing - I make me own; sage and onion usually. One thing I don't do with stuffing is stuff anything with it. Have it separately. And none of that horrible Paxo muck.

Yorkshire pudding - Never EVER an Aunt Bessies. Just... no. Homemade batter every time.

Veg - steam them in various spices and herbs. Well, there's enough fat to drown an army otherwise...

What time you serving up? Sounds nom.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The peas.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Someone has actually voted for Red Cabbage!?

I've just noticed 16 votes for sprouts.

 

[Durlston]

I've just noticed 16 votes for sprouts.

Surprisingly enjoyable and extremely good for the nutritional value.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Surprisingly enjoyable and extremely good for the nutritional value.

I would rather eat red cabbage

 

[crabface]

I've just noticed 16 votes for sprouts.

Sprouts over Red Cabbage all day long.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Sprouts over Red Cabbage all day long.

You will be in the toilet for most of the evening then.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary.



Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with

profanity.



John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to

'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.



Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the

freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.



Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.





Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully

intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."



John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.



As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in

his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

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[The Brighton Bear]

Goose - not a great meat, but the fat is astounding.

Roast potatoes - see above for perfect roasties

Pigs in blankets - treat yourself and get streaky bacon from the Open Market, and sausages from the Brighton Sausage Co.

Stuffing - I make me own; sage and onion usually. One thing I don't do with stuffing is stuff anything with it. Have it separately. And none of that horrible Paxo muck.

Yorkshire pudding - Never EVER an Aunt Bessies. Just... no. Homemade batter every time.

Veg - steam them in various spices and herbs. Well, there's enough fat to drown an army otherwise...

My word! That is absolutely spot on.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

 

[LamieRobertson]

Parsnips ...loads of them (the day after does produce some interesting results though

 

[cunning fergus]

Pigs in blankets, the food of gods.

Indeed, but not the Jewish or Muslim Gods........

 

[Aveacarlin']

PiB all day long

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[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[pearl]

if only I had a tin opener

 

[pearl]

Chunky fish fingers

 

[OzMike]

Sprouts just pips swede.