When i was growing up they would always be bottom of Division 4 and it was just a standing joke that every Saturday Crewe's result was always the first one i looked for after the Albion.
I even went to see them a couple of times in the 80's at Gresty Road just to see if they were still that bad.
Sheff Utd for me, only reason is because I was on my own in Sheffield after we played Rotherham once, and all these nutters came in the Howard pub, they asked me who I was and I feared a kicking, but they bought me a drink and stayed drinking with me and chatting having a laugh untill I had to leave to get the 7 o'clock train, one guy offered to put me up for the night and go out with them all for the evening, good blokes!!