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[Albion] Favourite BHAFC Chant



Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,215
Faversham
Back in the late 90s and early noughties when we went from being very bad indeed to back to back champions, I went to quite a lot of away games at the likes of Colchester, Wrexham, Chester, Carlisle, Torquay, Mansfield etc etc. It was always fun, around ten to three, when the away section was densely packed, to point to each of the other three parts of the ground singing 'there's no one there, there's no one there'. There is nothing like having a miss-placed sense of superiority, especially when followed by three points won (unless Chris Greenacre was playing) :lolol:
 






Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
When I was just a little boy....

Along Old Shoreham rooooooaaaaddd...
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
He's bald, he's bent his Arse is up for rent referee, referee.
 


Mayonaise

Well-known member
May 25, 2014
2,114
Haywards Heath
ooooooooh Gary Hart, Gary-Gary, Gary Hart. That was so depressing !

An adaptation of this that I heard made me chuckle and I wish it would catch on:

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it up the trunk
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Lewis Dunk
ooooh Lewis Dunk, Lewis-Lewis, Lewis Dunk.....
 




The Mole

Well-known member
Feb 20, 2004
1,370
Bowdon actually , Cheshire
I like the spontaneous ones the best
To Paddy Kenny the large Sheffield United keeper “what’s it like to swim the Thames”. ( a whale hade been discovered swimming through London that week)
“Bonjour, bonjour! We are the Brighton boys...”at Hull in response to them telling us we were French
“10minutes and you haven’t scored” when we were thrashed at Huddersfield
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
Aaaaaaaalllllllllbiiiinnnnoooooo !!!

Aaaaaaaalllllllllbiiiinnnnoooooo !!!
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,366
Favourite BHAFC Chant

Call me childish, but has to be the perennial 'Dirty Northern Bastids' as applied to the likes of Bournemouth and Southampton.

Tho personal all-time favourite, from our first ever PL match, has to be 'Jesus Is A Wanker' :lolol:
 




sully

Dunscouting
Jul 7, 2003
7,938
Worthing
Whereas it used to be Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill, Jimmy Hill, Jimmy Hill.... oh w--k w--k w--k w--k etcetera, somehow if we could revisit that and shoehorn Lineker into it that would be something.

Gary Gary Lineker Lineker Lineker
Gary Gary Lineker Gary Lineker
Oh .........

Fits for me. Let’s do it!
 










Bob'n'weave

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Nov 18, 2016
1,972
Nr Lewes
Childish, puerile and love it :thumbsup:

I also really like the "who" at visiting teams subs. The bigger the name the better.

'Pogba'!

'WHO?????"

Love it, totally chucklesome.

The bit i find so funny about the goal kick one is the way your can still hear the odd 'AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH' going on for ages.
 


Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
30,465
Hove
I love Gross's chant given he's been arguably our best player.

And Bong's, Schelotto's is also up there, as is Propper's. :moo:
 






Munkfish

Well-known member
May 1, 2006
12,090
I love Gross's chant given he's been arguably our best player.

And Bong's, Schelotto's is also up there, as is Propper's. :moo:

GROSS GROSS GROSS,
Another Assist for Gross,
GROSS GROSS GROSS,
Another Assist for Gross,
Another Assist, Another Assist and Another Assist for Gross,
Hey he might get two Another Assist for Gross.
 


BrightonCottager

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Sep 30, 2013
2,771
Brighton


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Nice to see some Fulham ones in there. After all the abuse we were getting from Millwall on Friday, it was especially satisfying to belt out 'F****d on the telly, you're getting f****d on the telly'. But our favourite over the last few aseasons has been 'You're too good to be true' with a rousing chorus of 'We love you Fulham' instead of 'I love you baby'.

Has to be said.

I really hope you lot can get up.

I love playing you. Your fans, in the "mixed" part of the stand were lovely to my 7 year old when we last beat..sorry..played you at the cottage.
 






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