father_and_son
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This is by far my favourite but seems so rarely sung.
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[Albion] Favourite BHAFC Chant
- Thread starter Bob'n'weave
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This is by far my favourite but seems so rarely sung.
father_and_son
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We were talking at the Spurs game as they bleated on and on about a stadium they don't have anymore that we don't have a song that mentions the Amex or the journey from the Goldstone to where we are. A catchy, easy to hear ditty about the wilderness years and arriving at the Amex could be a real classic.
Worried Man Blues
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He's here, he's there, he's every f'ing where, Norman Gall.............he's been a bit quite of late
Gazwag
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SBTS, especially when sung at away games and carrying on into verse two
At long long last most people are actually singing stand and fall now
Its the only song that is unique to us and cannot be copied and when sung loud and proud its brilliant
One of the best bits of the season was watching the play back of the Arsenal away game and at the end of the game all you could hear was STBS
At long long last most people are actually singing stand and fall now
Its the only song that is unique to us and cannot be copied and when sung loud and proud its brilliant
One of the best bits of the season was watching the play back of the Arsenal away game and at the end of the game all you could hear was STBS
Return of the Rev
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Love the retort chants, recall a relegation season and the opposition fans started singing going down going down! The brighton fans responded with so are we so are we! Made me chuckle.
Tokyohands
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I did! I must've been 12 or 13 as Mike Small was playing for us. I was desperate to start a song in the north stand and was shouting GIVE US A B repeatedly, which eventually people answered, then Mike Small breaks through on goal but doesn't score which distracted me at I. The north stand followed me in spelling BRITON with some puzzled looks, which was quickly followed by DOES YOUR TEACHER KNOW YOU'RE HERE!?
Needless to say, I was mortified!
worthingseagull
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- Sep 28, 2011
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"Handball .................... Handball"
Return of the Rev
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A little sung song Father Abraham was a cracker back in the day, it also had a bit of a dance involved.
Tokyohands
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The 'I CAN'T READ AND I CAN'T WRITE' chant that we always sung to Ipswich and the like was rather appropriately my favourite.
Johnny RoastBeef
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Not BHA I know, but these are amusing.
1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"
Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran
2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora"
Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore'
3. "You should have stayed on the telly"
Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated
4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane"
Liverpool fans salute their striker
5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers
6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas"
Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007
7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry"
Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend
8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew"
Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008
9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days
10. "You only live round the corner"
Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season
1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"
Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran
2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora"
Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore'
3. "You should have stayed on the telly"
Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated
4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane"
Liverpool fans salute their striker
5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers
6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas"
Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007
7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry"
Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend
8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew"
Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008
9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days
10. "You only live round the corner"
Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season
maffew
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severnside gull
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Talking of mentioning scores.......totally non-PC but after all the homophobic chants at us I always loved 1-0 to the batty boys
Chickenlittle
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If we’re talking favourite Albion player songs I really miss the BFG’s....sung to the lion sleeps tonight
“Who’s the German, the mighty German, it’s Uwe Huenemeier, etc”.....I think it proved a bit too tricky for some with the high pitched “oooweeeee oooeeeeoooh Uwe Heunemeier”
“Who’s the German, the mighty German, it’s Uwe Huenemeier, etc”.....I think it proved a bit too tricky for some with the high pitched “oooweeeee oooeeeeoooh Uwe Heunemeier”
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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I heard one to Sloop John B once. It was such a brilliant idea to use that tune for a chant. We should use it more often.
Tiptoe through the NSC
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4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane" reminds me of "He's long, he's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch" - also from our friends in the Spion Kop.
Monkey Man
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I often think about that one and wonder why it disappeared.
Were we the only ones to sing "steaming" in?
You're too ugly to be gay!
Stops oppo fans in their tracks, and usually makes them laugh too!
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