Fatty's at Theme Parks

[Brightonia]

How big is your cock? Not relevant, I'm just curious.

Flacid or Hard

 

[Brightonia]

Would have thought that Portman Road would gave been a better birthday treat

Me too, but not allowed ha ha!

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Just explain to the ride attendant that it's not a gut - it's ballast - and it will help to stabilise his machinery......

 

[Brightonia]

Just explain to the ride attendant that it's not a gut - it's ballast - and it will help to stabilise his machinery......

Exactly!!

 

[gregbrighton]

It shouldn't be a problem as long as you are nicely fragranced for your fellow passengers.

 

[Brightonia]

It shouldn't be a problem as long as you are nicely fragranced for your fellow passengers.

Planning on eating a whole KFC bucket to myself in the ques, so as long as they don't mind the smell of fried chicken

 

[Brightonia]

Just to confirm, not too fat for rides! Got on everything, but nearly got my arse stuck on the Monkey swingers!

Diet starts now!

 

[Nibble]

A few years back at the Dusseldorf fair (Meine Gotte! Those Germans can throw a party, blows any UK festival or theme park out of the water) a big fatty tried to get on a rollercoaster but they couldn't pull the bar down so she had to parade back off the ride in front of all the onlookers . Felt a bit sorry for her actually as I put on a few pounds that weekend with the currywurst and beer consumption myself . A tranny threw up all over the people in the cart behind them on a whirligig ride too. That was fun.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

...nearly got my arse stuck on the Monkey swingers!

Is that some kind of euphemism?

 

[gregbrighton]

Flacid or Hard

Do you have to press your nob like a button to get any pleasure out of it?

 

[Beach Hut]

A few years back at the Dusseldorf fair (Meine Gotte! Those Germans can throw a party, blows any UK festival or theme park out of the water) a big fatty tried to get on a rollercoaster but they couldn't pull the bar down so she had to parade back off the ride in front of all the onlookers . Felt a bit sorry for her actually as I put on a few pounds that weekend with the currywurst and beer consumption myself . A tranny threw up all over the people in the cart behind them on a whirligig ride too. That was fun.

Similar issue at Disneyland Paris and Krushes Coaster several years back, I did pick up queuing some messages about larger people not suitable however in front of us the large french woman was told emphatically "NON" when she tried to get on the ride.

Sorry no sympathy from me, go on a diet

 

[desprateseagull]

'over sized' riders should be made to go on 'the small world'.

Twice.

Disney visitors will understand this.. #cruelty

 

[Beach Hut]

'over sized' riders should be made to go on 'the small world'.

Twice.

Disney visitors will understand this.. #cruelty

I hate that ride, that fecking song stays in your head for the rest of the day

 

[dazzer6666]

I hate that ride, that fecking song stays in your head for the rest of the day

This, this and fecking this.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

'over sized' riders should be made to go on 'the small world'.

Twice.

Disney visitors will understand this.. #cruelty

Still having nightmares almost 16 years later..

 

[dazzer6666]

Still having nightmares almost 16 years later..

I've got it in my head now just from reading this thread !

 

[Frutos]

'over sized' riders should be made to go on 'the small world'.

Twice.

Disney visitors will understand this.. #cruelty

I quite agree....and now I've got that ****ING song in my head again.

 

[dazzer6666]

May be people reading this who don't know the song.....

http://youtu.be/iJFGAX77zw4

 

[desprateseagull]

I hate that ride, that fecking song stays in your head for the rest of the day

Me and some mates did it in Florida, then for a laugh, at Disneyland Paris.. WHYYYYYYYYY??!!

 

[gregbrighton]

Oh no....