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gruntage

Well-known member
Jan 14, 2008
1,220
Bristol
the woman i sit next to is massive. i would guess at least 25stone. to big for her chair etc. she walks 100metres from the front door to our desk up about 20steps and when she gets in in the morning she is literally struggling to breathe.

she eats like a beast, yet claims 'i cut the fat off bacon etc as i dont like it' so doesnt understand her size... its because of all the crap + ready meals etc she eats.

she isnt a fan of pizze unless its pizze hut - as it tastes ALOT nicer (apparently) ignoring the fact that it is literally smeared in greasy fat.

an example of how she eats - (partly mine and a collegues falt here)

she mentioned an eating competition on how many ferrero rocher you can eat in a minute. so as she had a box of 12 for her birthday we challenged her to try it out.

the next day she brought them in, and ate 4 (she couldnt eat any more as she was laughing). she then within 5 minutes proceeded to get a couple of roses (the chocolates) which the team had out, followed by a few biscuits. all 30minutes before lunch. she does no exercise. yet ponders why she is so big.

she looked after some dogs for a friend the other week, and when i asked her how she was getting on walking them (all 3 are big dogs - 1 being a husky - which need long walks) she said she takes them out for roughly 10minutes aday as its all THEY want. THEY get tired and want to go home.

funny that, as most dogs love walking/running/being out, and would probably do it none stop if they could. but the 3 she had only like 10minutes aday....
 




the woman i sit next to is massive. i would guess at least 25stone. to big for her chair etc. she walks 100metres from the front door to our desk up about 20steps and when she gets in in the morning she is literally struggling to breathe.

she eats like a beast, yet claims 'i cut the fat off bacon etc as i dont like it' so doesnt understand her size... its because of all the crap + ready meals etc she eats.

she isnt a fan of pizze unless its pizze hut - as it tastes ALOT nicer (apparently) ignoring the fact that it is literally smeared in greasy fat.

an example of how she eats - (partly mine and a collegues falt here)

she mentioned an eating competition on how many ferrero rocher you can eat in a minute. so as she had a box of 12 for her birthday we challenged her to try it out.

the next day she brought them in, and ate 4 (she couldnt eat any more as she was laughing). she then within 5 minutes proceeded to get a couple of roses (the chocolates) which the team had out, followed by a few biscuits. all 30minutes before lunch. she does no exercise. yet ponders why she is so big.

she looked after some dogs for a friend the other week, and when i asked her how she was getting on walking them (all 3 are big dogs - 1 being a husky - which need long walks) she said she takes them out for roughly 10minutes aday as its all THEY want. THEY get tired and want to go home.

funny that, as most dogs love walking/running/being out, and would probably do it none stop if they could. but the 3 she had only like 10minutes aday....

Sums it up.These fat beasts have no excuse.It's their life style.LAZY LAZY!!
Reckon her friend was lucky to get the dogs back.Given half a chance the fat bitch would have eaten them.
 




Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,338
Brighton factually.....
the woman i sit next to is massive. I would guess at least 25stone. To big for her chair etc. She walks 100metres from the front door to our desk up about 20steps and when she gets in in the morning she is literally struggling to breathe.

She eats like a beast, yet claims 'i cut the fat off bacon etc as i dont like it' so doesnt understand her size... Its because of all the crap + ready meals etc she eats.

She isnt a fan of pizze unless its pizze hut - as it tastes alot nicer (apparently) ignoring the fact that it is literally smeared in greasy fat.

An example of how she eats - (partly mine and a collegues falt here)

she mentioned an eating competition on how many ferrero rocher you can eat in a minute. So as she had a box of 12 for her birthday we challenged her to try it out.

The next day she brought them in, and ate 4 (she couldnt eat any more as she was laughing). She then within 5 minutes proceeded to get a couple of roses (the chocolates) which the team had out, followed by a few biscuits. All 30minutes before lunch. She does no exercise. Yet ponders why she is so big.

She looked after some dogs for a friend the other week, and when i asked her how she was getting on walking them (all 3 are big dogs - 1 being a husky - which need long walks) she said she takes them out for roughly 10minutes aday as its all they want. They get tired and want to go home.

Funny that, as most dogs love walking/running/being out, and would probably do it none stop if they could. But the 3 she had only like 10minutes aday....


is this her .....
 

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nail-Z

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
2,972
North Somerset
the woman i sit next to is massive. i would guess at least 25stone. to big for her chair etc. she walks 100metres from the front door to our desk up about 20steps and when she gets in in the morning she is literally struggling to breathe.

she eats like a beast, yet claims 'i cut the fat off bacon etc as i dont like it' so doesnt understand her size... its because of all the crap + ready meals etc she eats.

she isnt a fan of pizze unless its pizze hut - as it tastes ALOT nicer (apparently) ignoring the fact that it is literally smeared in greasy fat.

an example of how she eats - (partly mine and a collegues falt here)

she mentioned an eating competition on how many ferrero rocher you can eat in a minute. so as she had a box of 12 for her birthday we challenged her to try it out.

the next day she brought them in, and ate 4 (she couldnt eat any more as she was laughing). she then within 5 minutes proceeded to get a couple of roses (the chocolates) which the team had out, followed by a few biscuits. all 30minutes before lunch. she does no exercise. yet ponders why she is so big.

she looked after some dogs for a friend the other week, and when i asked her how she was getting on walking them (all 3 are big dogs - 1 being a husky - which need long walks) she said she takes them out for roughly 10minutes aday as its all THEY want. THEY get tired and want to go home.

funny that, as most dogs love walking/running/being out, and would probably do it none stop if they could. but the 3 she had only like 10minutes aday....


Is that the one that walks in with a stick, or the one that sits in the restaurant area eating a tub of salad?

Who the f*** is she try to kid?!
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
For somebody who wishes he was a woman, YOU - Pubic School Div - show all the traits of being a bit of a bit of a woman-hater underneath all those unfulfilled yearnings. I don't know what you & your transvestite chums base your idea of what being female is all about, but it's pretty clear to me you haven't got a f***ing clue. It just goes to show that you can stick a misogynist in a dress: but they're still a misogynist.

Hope that helps. :thumbsup:
 






















Don Quixote

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2008
8,362
I hate fat people. They gross me out. If a fat person is reading this f***ing LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU ABOMINATION!
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Who cares what they do? Mostly it is a phsychological problem, they don't lose weight cos they have issues. I would have though Public School Boy would have more tolerance for the way others sct?

Now, stop eating you fat tubs of shit.
 




gruntage

Well-known member
Jan 14, 2008
1,220
Bristol
Is that the one that walks in with a stick, or the one that sits in the restaurant area eating a tub of salad?

Who the f*** is she try to kid?!

neither.

she goes home for lunch. you'll she her waddling in in the morning though.

as i speak (type) she is tucking into a biscuit. yummy.
 






Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
she may break it...:lolol:

Oooooooooooh, you've done me up like a kipper there! Honestly, you & that Pubic Scold Boy: your collective wit's soooo sharp it could do with a guard on it - lest we should all continually cut ourselves. Maybe you should join forces and take the comedy world by storm coz you've certainly got a real talent for getting the world a-chuckling? Marvelous.

So what you gonna call youselves? Anybody got any suggestions??
 


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