Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
He's so fat that I'm surprised he can see his love length. Makes Razor Ruddock look anorexic.
"Fat Palace w@nker, you're just a fat Palace w@nker!"
"Fat Palace w@nker, you're just a fat Palace w@nker!"
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?
If only he'd been convicted a week earlier .... oh what fun could have been had on Monday.
So one of their ex-players is a convicted sex offender.
One of their current players has had to deny being a nazi, and had to deny all knowledge of WW2 in order to convince a panel to get off the charge.
One of their staff shits all over the floor in a dressing room.
Class club.
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon, Crystal Palace Again, Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?
Could he not have waited until he got home
So one of their ex-players is a convicted sex offender.
One of their current players has had to deny being a nazi, and had to deny all knowledge of WW2 in order to convince a panel to get off the charge.
One of their staff shits all over the floor in a dressing room.
Class club.
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?
So they sing about Lewis Dunk, who was found not guilty - and was not even up for what they think.
Yet one of their own ex players is convicted of this ? Hahaha
Have those clubs got a bar named after him at their ground too?
All the while taking it through the press for everything they can get, whilst our blokes, club employees, decent young men with families are being hauled into the office and questioned under fear of immediate dismissal. And when the truth comes out, how does Warnock represent the club ..... after all that disgust he expressed? laughs it off.
In the Palace moral compass .... totally normal
Well, no, because he made 122 appearances for Crystal Palace (he managed no more than 61 appearances for any other club) after you paid a million pounds for him, and has continued to appear for Palace in testimonials and representative matches, as well as hosting in your match day lounges as, presumably, a much-admired former player. He played, as you well know, a large (no pun intended) part in not one but TWO glorious Palace promotions, and was in fact so revered by CPFC that he was actually appointed captain of your club for the second of his two spells, scoring the play off final winning goal as you beat West Ham to go up.
So, you see, he will most assuredly be remembered in many, many football fans' eyes as a former Crystal Palace footballer.
(Oh look. Here he is in a- very tight- Crystal Palace shirt. Again)
His chances at North Greenford were slim pickings
First time anybody has used the word "slim" in a sentence concerning Shipperley.
He's so fat that I'm surprised he can see his love length. Makes Razor Ruddock look anorexic.
"Fat Palace w@nker, you're just a fat Palace w@nker!"