Farts - Do YOU like your OWN brand?

[Trigger]

And it burns burns burns like a ring of fire!

 

[Uncle Buck]

And it burns burns burns like a ring of fire!

Ah a Ganges special...

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Why is that when you and the missus have the same thing to eat , our farts are a delight to sniff and hers is offensive ?

Maybe she is farting out of her front bottom.

 

[LABHA]

Nothing like a good fart,silent but deadly ones are my forte,than giggle like a school kid, oh yes.

 

[Trigger]

Ah a Ganges special...

Ah yes, that horrible experience of spending FOUR days in the Costa Del Bathroom!

 

[Two Professors]

I always blamed mine on the dog-till the wife pointed out we don't have one

 

[Caveman]

I've never smelt a bad one!

I enjoy dropping one at a crowded venue, then joining in with the mass hysteria, by covering my face and going..."f*cking ell who dropped that one".

*snigger*

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

respect for
we need more threads of this calibre
btw - mine are ozone friendly and they smell of baby foxes and fairtrade tea

 

[Superphil]

Whaterever happened to Artois?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I like the smell of my own shit

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Fart confusion is always a tricky one, caught between wondering whether you should be enjoying the succulent bouquet because it's yours, but at the same time being slightly horrified at the thought that someone else in the room might have dropped at the same time as you and it is that one you are smelling.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I like the smell of my own shit

Always sniff the paper after EVERY wipe Daniel.

 

[Skaville]

It's true. There is an Icelandic proverb "every man likes the smell of his own farts".

 

[Badger]

Of course I like the smell of my own farts, one of life's little treats.

My girlfriend made the mistake of farting under the covers the other day, that is clearly a green light for me to do the same in future

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

no greater pleasure than dopping your handbag in tesco,walking off and letting some other poor sod take the blame.
I also enjoy wafting "cupcakes"at people.

 

[NMH]

It's a way of finding out how your own ringpiece smells.

Howabout when you go into a small shop and some old bat behind the counter just had a gnarley dump, so you say "your arsehole stinks something chronic, old woman. Did a rat crawl up there and die, or was it too much garlic?".