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FAO Uncle Spielberg - URGENT!



Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
Could you please bet on either my 5 year old son or 3 year old daughter waking me up at f***ing 5.30am tomorrow morning. I'll give you odds of 5/1 for either of them to do so. f*** it, 10/1 - I need the kip.

Ta.


:jester:
 






Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,323
Living In a Box
Junior for some stoopid reason got up at 06:15 this morning when I do thinking it was 07:15.

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 




DC Rules

Could It Be Forever?
Sep 19, 2006
586
Simster said:
Could you please bet on either my 5 year old son or 3 year old daughter waking me up at f***ing 5.30am tomorrow morning. I'll give you odds of 5/1 for either of them to do so. f*** it, 10/1 - I need the kip.



Have you tried blackout lining at the windows...as a mother of 5 it was one of the best things we ever bought...they don't realise it's got light outside!
 




Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,202
Re: Re: FAO Uncle Spielberg - URGENT!

DC Rules said:
Have you tried blackout lining at the windows...as a mother of 5 it was one of the best things we ever bought...they don't realise it's got light outside!
we've invested in that for our "nursery" (Junior Seagull expected in 8 weeks time...) - am trusting that it will pay off with nights of unbroken sleep pretty much from the word go...
 


Titanic

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Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,929
West Sussex
Re: Re: Re: FAO Uncle Spielberg - URGENT!

Moshe Gariani said:
we've invested in that for our "nursery" (Junior Seagull expected in 8 weeks time...) - am trusting that it will pay off with nights of unbroken sleep pretty much from the word go...

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
Simster said:
Could you please bet on either my 5 year old son or 3 year old daughter waking me up at f***ing 5.30am tomorrow morning. I'll give you odds of 5/1 for either of them to do so. f*** it, 10/1 - I need the kip.


You come out the other end. My wife and I regularly go to bed at weekends and our two are not back from where they have been. I do get a bit concerned that we may be bad parents - but I can't keep awake to make sure they have returned safely .............
 




Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
Re: Re: Re: FAO Uncle Spielberg - URGENT!

Moshe Gariani said:
we've invested in that for our "nursery" (Junior Seagull expected in 8 weeks time...) - am trusting that it will pay off with nights of unbroken sleep pretty much from the word go...

........ in your dreams Moshe.

............ by the way dreams are what you used to have before the broken nights .....................

congrats by the way.
 


tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,117
In my computer
Re: Re: Re: FAO Uncle Spielberg - URGENT!

Moshe Gariani said:
we've invested in that for our "nursery" (Junior Seagull expected in 8 weeks time...) - am trusting that it will pay off with nights of unbroken sleep pretty much from the word go...

Give it 12-14 weeks and you'll probably be getting through most of the night....but those blockouts are essential - well done, completely agree with Dc rules
 


Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
I don't have kids, at weekends I have many hours of unbroken sleep when I come in from clubbing. It's bliss.

What?
 






Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤ said:
Every f***ing time I go clubbing I wake up the next morning at 7am on the dot :angry: Ruins my Sunday!

Sometimes I don't even get home until that sort of time, especially after a long session at the Honey until 5 then the Market Diner for an early breakfast. :jester:
 


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