FAO, Crystal Palace

[lawros left foot]

Would all players, staff, supporters, and ,especially coach drivers of Crystal Palace 2010 please familiarise yourselfs with the above equipment. It is called a toilet, and is used to dispose of human waste.
To use it correctly you have to deposit said waste into the receptacle, not near it , or around it, but actually into it. I realise our two teams do not meet for another two and a half months, but after your last visit, I believe an extended period of toilet training would be most beneficial to some of the less hygienic amongst you.

 

[W.C.]

Perhaps learn how to apologise too?

Seriously, have they ever said anything about that?

 

[blue'n'white]

No they haven't.
A friend of mine is a palace STH and a couple of years ago I'm given to understand that the coach driver turned up at the end of season "do" giving it large about all the shenanigans of that night. Seemed to find it quite funny - given that it almost turned into a police investigation and was pretty much responsible for our loss in the play offs that year - my opinion was that he shouldn't be gloating about it. The man's a sh!t - literally.

 

[Marshy]

Time to move on gents....

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Time to move on gents

Is that some sort of pun?

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Is that some sort of pun?

If it is it's pretty bog standard

 

[AmexRuislip]

If it is it's pretty bog standard

As it pans out, it's pretty standard!

 

[cirC]

Some of the puns are dire here.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Some of the puns are dire here.

It just shows that NSC has a great SOH, which drive u around the bend.

 

[Southern Scouse]

You people create a stink out of anything.

 

[LlcoolJ]

What a load of shit.

 

[attila]

What's the difference between Crystal Palace and cleaning the toilet?
Cleaning the toilet has a point.....

 

[Del Fenner]

A friend of mine is a palace STH and a couple of years ago I'm given to understand that the coach driver turned up at the end of season "do" giving it large about all the shenanigans of that night.

Didn't happen.

At said event, a Palace player told a hypothetical funny story. How funny depends on your allegiance.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

It just shows that NSC has a great SOH, which drive u around the bend.

But yet are very a-commode-ating to rubbish puns

 

[papajaff]

If we'd done the same, we'd be puffing our chests out.

Move on.

 

[jimhigham]

This thread's going down the pan.

 

[mickybha]

don't know what your all Harpic on about enough of this toilet humour. some of the comments made me fall off my stool

 

[GreersElbow]

Didn't happen.

At said event, a Palace player told a hypothetical funny story. How funny depends on your allegiance.

"hypothetical" - is that how the lawyers ensured your bog of a club wasn't sued?

 

[Postman Pat]

This whole episode has driven me potty for ages.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Didn't happen.

At said event, a Palace player told a hypothetical funny story. How funny depends on your allegiance.

It did happen. 100%

I was told this a few days after the game by someone who was involved directly with the match.

I don't doubt for one minute that, at the time, Holloway and Poyet genuinely believed it was someone from Brighton, however it didn't take long for the actual story to emerge.