Well?
- do you want a Championship medal, a killer selfie with a big f**k-off trophy and a framed photo your kids and grandkids will be immensely proud of for many years to come?
or
- do you just want to go on the piss like the previous generation of English players, accepting unlimited beers and selfie cuddles from middle-aged men in stripes for a couple of weeks?
Just think it through a bit, y'know. You're all quite rightly celebrating promotion to the Premier League. But think it through a bit DEEPER. Some of you won't be here next season. Some of you will have nothing much lasting to show for your commitment to the cause. You won't even remember the nights on the piss in Brighton town before the season's finished (and the strongly rumoured nights on the piss in London town before the season's finished that were supposed to keep you away from the Brighton town over-celebrating limelight).
Fair enough, you're running on near-empty. But then again so is everybody else.
Basically, GET OFF THE F**KING BEACH. For your loss will be far greater than ours.
And...RELAX...
I agree totally. Many of us have been fans for a lifetime, having been brought up in the Albion faith, and have followed you through thick and thin. It's your turn now to give something back to the fans - so get off the beach and show us what you are made of. We can do this TOGETHER.