Fantasy Football team names

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beefypigeon

Well-known member
Aug 14, 2008
974
With the Fantasy football premier league season starting in only a few hours, does anyone have any clever/funny team name suggestions?

Recent names I've gone with in the past are "Fiorentina Turner", "Blink 1 Eto'o" and "N'Doye Will Always Love You".

This year I'm quite liking "Aint no Holebas girl", but ideally I'd quite like to have a Brighton reference. With the likes of Propper, Gross, Bruno, Bong, Dunk, Duffy, Knockaert etc. in the team there must be some cracking punny names to be had! Off the top of my head...

Gross Misconduct
Bruno it makes sense
Rosenior Citizens
Don't phunk with Knockaert

Can the good people of NSC conjure up any other suggestions?
 






Argartu

Active member
Jun 5, 2014
254
Groß Misconduct is my pick for this season, I thought it was so smart nobody else would think of it...

It's a Knockaert seems very popular, looking at the NSC league.
 


Petee

Well-known member
Nov 22, 2010
3,031
Brighton
Saw that The Sun Dream Team have given their best team name to 'Chicken Tikka Mo Salah'

I always think I have the brain to come up with some witty team name and then just can't think of anything when it comes to it :lolol:
 
















Giraffe

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Aug 8, 2005
27,242
I went for Premiershy Hove Albion.

I wanted Premiershite Hove Albion but they deemed this was rude and wouldn't allow it. Ironic given the rag that runs it.
 










DTES

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
6,022
London
My favourites that I've seen (not my ideas) are:
- Ndlovu Island
- An Ecumenical Mata

My own is pretty poor and not worth sharing...
 








Bob!

Coffee Buyer
Jul 5, 2003
11,639
I always go with my surname and then some sort of European prefix / suffix

Atletico Baigent this year. Last year was Inter Baigent.


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