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- Thread starter Doc Lynam
- Start date
Lord Bracknell
On fire
That Guardian classic from the seventies will be difficult to beat ...
QUEEN IN BRAWL AT PALACE
QUEEN IN BRAWL AT PALACE
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Poyets Boys Dish Out Football Lesson to Barcelona
Brighton and Hove Albion make mugs of Barcelona to lift the Champions League Trophy
Brighton and Hove Albion make mugs of Barcelona to lift the Champions League Trophy
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KZNSeagull
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Gus and gum force Fergie's retirement
Fergie has been left unable to speak permanently after his jaw was irreparably damaged by "too vigourous" gum chewing during Brighton's 5-0 demolition of United at Old Trafford yesterday.
Fergie has been left unable to speak permanently after his jaw was irreparably damaged by "too vigourous" gum chewing during Brighton's 5-0 demolition of United at Old Trafford yesterday.
Fred Oliver - Legend
Well-known member
North stand chat sponsors brightons new north stand
Daffy Duck
Stop bloody moaning!
Gus Poyet becomes England Manager after Brighton win Champions League.
Goldstone Rapper
Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Why would you want him to leave?
murciagull
Well-known member
Latest Euromillions jackpot winner returns back from Spain to join board of Brighton and Hove Albion.
terryberry1
Well-known member
David Bellotti dies and leaves entire estate to Brighton and hove Albion
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Seagull kimchi
New member
Brighton scores the first goal ever at the Amex! That'll do for me.
Doc Lynam
I hate the Daily Mail
- Jun 19, 2011
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Archer and Stanley lose fight for homes.
Bill Archer and Greg Stanley have been evicted from there homes to make way for a drive through McDonalds and Esso shop and petrol station respectively. Carrying bin liners of clothes to the front gate a pompous Archer said "where im supposed to live now, there is already 3 McDonalds within a mile of here?" he was meet at the gate by an Albion supporter who said "always look on the bright side of life, it could be a Burger king!" to which point he throw Archers bag of clothes into an oncoming articulated lorry. Sending Mr Potato head and gold embroidered "Archer is King" boxer shorts flying in the air. Mr Stanly was last seen climbing over the fence at the bottom of his garden in a fetish outfit saying "you will never get me alive" at which point he twisted his ankle and callapsed in a heap on the floor. Bellotti was found to be living in Archers pond and was left alone.
Bill Archer and Greg Stanley have been evicted from there homes to make way for a drive through McDonalds and Esso shop and petrol station respectively. Carrying bin liners of clothes to the front gate a pompous Archer said "where im supposed to live now, there is already 3 McDonalds within a mile of here?" he was meet at the gate by an Albion supporter who said "always look on the bright side of life, it could be a Burger king!" to which point he throw Archers bag of clothes into an oncoming articulated lorry. Sending Mr Potato head and gold embroidered "Archer is King" boxer shorts flying in the air. Mr Stanly was last seen climbing over the fence at the bottom of his garden in a fetish outfit saying "you will never get me alive" at which point he twisted his ankle and callapsed in a heap on the floor. Bellotti was found to be living in Archers pond and was left alone.
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GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
XXXXSussex resident & Albion Fan scopes EuromillionsXXXX
The winner who at this stage wishes to remain anonymous has told press he plans to have the village of Falmer moved 3 miles down the road and will compensate the residents by building a replacement for them.
He further added that the old grounds of Falmer village would be turned into a 6000 space carpark and extension to Falmer stadium,thus bringing the Amex's capacity to 45,000 for the time being.
The winner who at this stage wishes to remain anonymous has told press he plans to have the village of Falmer moved 3 miles down the road and will compensate the residents by building a replacement for them.
He further added that the old grounds of Falmer village would be turned into a 6000 space carpark and extension to Falmer stadium,thus bringing the Amex's capacity to 45,000 for the time being.
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
"Albion 9 - Palace 0"
The South London Muppets were given a footballing lesson by the South Coast Marvels, as Makell-Smith completed his hat-trick from the Penalty Spot, after Glen Murray got his marching orders for a deliberate hand-ball on the line in the 81st minute. Manager Gus Poyet was quoted after the game as saying "We're f**king brilliant!"
The South London Muppets were given a footballing lesson by the South Coast Marvels, as Makell-Smith completed his hat-trick from the Penalty Spot, after Glen Murray got his marching orders for a deliberate hand-ball on the line in the 81st minute. Manager Gus Poyet was quoted after the game as saying "We're f**king brilliant!"
Slippery Seagull
Member
Unstoppable Seagulls Soar To New Heights.
Poyet's men enter the record books as they lift the Championship trophy at the first time of asking - played 46, won 46.
Poyet's men enter the record books as they lift the Championship trophy at the first time of asking - played 46, won 46.
Daffy Duck
Stop bloody moaning!
Yep, you're right there. Really wouldn't.
rcf0712
Out Here In The Perimeter
FoxSports 1 HD to show every Albion match live on tv in Australia from season 2011-2012 onwards because Tony Bloom bought the network during a Murdoch fire sale brought on by the downfall of the News of The World - bring it.....
Amex_Charlie
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CRYSTAL PALACE AND SOUTHAMPTON GO INTO LIQUIDATION
Especially palace after wasting wages on Glenn Murray.
Especially palace after wasting wages on Glenn Murray.
terryberry1
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Glenn Murray Breaks leg in 2 footed lunge by Adam el abd
Glenn Murray has been forced to retire after a horrific leg break involving former team meat Adam el Abd. Crystal Palace spokesman Pikey Kuntz said "We are devestated by the news of the injury to our star player. The club sends our deepest sympathy to glenn and his family". However The situation soon got better for Glenn as he was given a job at the supermaket next to the ground where he used to ply his trade. Glenn said " Ive always loved cake, now i have a full time job baking them. Its a dream come true" Adam el Abd refused to comment
Glenn Murray has been forced to retire after a horrific leg break involving former team meat Adam el Abd. Crystal Palace spokesman Pikey Kuntz said "We are devestated by the news of the injury to our star player. The club sends our deepest sympathy to glenn and his family". However The situation soon got better for Glenn as he was given a job at the supermaket next to the ground where he used to ply his trade. Glenn said " Ive always loved cake, now i have a full time job baking them. Its a dream come true" Adam el Abd refused to comment