Fantasy Euro 2004 Mini League

[Trigger]

Hmmmm yours looks better... And only have 10 players m'lord seeing the dopey dutch manager seems to only want to play 1 up front and prefers horse face to the most talented Dutch striker!




Goalkeeper:-
Gianluigi Buffon – ITA

Defenders:-
Fabio Cannavaro – ITA
Jorge Andrade – POR
Olof Mellberg – SWE
Dario Simic – CRO

Midfielders:-
Zinedine Zidane – FRA
Fredrik Ljungberg – SWE
Giorgios Karagounis – GRE

Strikers:-
Thierry Henry – FRA
Roy Makaay – HOL
Dimitar Berbatov – BUL

Outright Winner:-
France

 

[Simster]

I'm 3rd to bottom and ranked 10,035 with this shit side:

Jens Lehmann GER - Not even fecking playing

Christian Panucci ITA
Jaap Stam HOL
Aleksei Bugayev RUS
Vladimir Ivanov BUL. Enough said

Luis Figo POR
Anders Svensson SWE - I'm holding out hope for this lad
Giorgos Gerogiadis GRE - ditto

Albert Luque SPA Hasn't played yet.
Jan Koller CZE Scoring against Latvia was beyond him.
Velizar Dimitrov BUL - What was I thinking picking this bloke ?

 

[007]

that's all in the past 007. obviously you know something about football!! not doing too badly myself - 6 at the moment but was a nasty few days to beging with!

What was that all about , can't even remember what we were all debateing about!!!

Come on Karagounis, do the biz again tonight

 

[Lord Bracknell]

After Greece -v- Spain and Portugal -v- Russia:-

Pos Team Latest Total
1 Trigger's Bitches 7 72
2 All we want is Falmer 19 70
3 Bracknell Towers 5 66
4 007 Superstars 0 65
5 Scotties Stars 14 63
6 Jedi Knights 9 60
7 mejona united 2004 5 59
8 Incurable Badger Virus 9 55
9 The Handsome Boys 7 54
10 Wrexham AFC Interlopers 9 53
11 albionite 10 51
12 Benny's Seagulls 0 51
13 Cookie Parade mmmmmmm COOKIES!!!!!!! 4 50
14 Police Academy FC 11 49
15 Never Gonna Happen 9 47
16 Manx Flyers 5 47
17 Dodge Albion 0 44
18 Team Gay 5 42
19 Crossbar Is Off Target 7 41
20 truebluebadgers 0 41
21 We are Brighton, Super Brighton 2 40
22 Trigger smells 2 39
23 Cereal Killer 2 38
24 AFC England 16 37
25 Crawley Crew 0 37
26 gerbils fc 2 37
27 Bish Bash Bosh FC 4 34
28 Bags bitches 0 33
29 What Division Are You In? 0 32
30 Albion Edd's Euro Xl 0 31
31 T2 2 31
32 Braders Falmer Dream 2 30
33 It ain't half hot mum 2 30
34 MRRF smells 11 29
35 Tyneside Seagulls 0 29
36 Bez Albion 7 27
37 Ali's Royals 2 24
38 Andy King's Pint of BITTER 5 22
39 MRRF 10 the clown 0 14
40 Understars 0 5
41 Sorry Trigger you dont smell...that much 0 3


Still third! Thanks to Puyol's 5 points.



Tomorrow, I will be looking for lots of goals from Zidane and Henry, and a clean sheet for Simic. Somewhere along the line I think I will be disappointed. In which case a goal or two from Prso would be acceptable.

 

[007]

No points tonight cos that twat Karagounis got himself booked and will now miss the final match against Russia

As for tomorrow want a clean sheet from Barthez and goals from ZZ and Terry Henry.

Clean sheet from Henchoz and goals from Chapuisat would be good What prat put them in

 

[Trigger]

Hanging on by a thread!

 

[nail-Z]

[B]Pos     Team                         Latest Total[/B]
 1      Bracknell Towers                _14   _80
 2      Trigger's Bitches                _7   _79
 3      All we want is Falmer            _9   _79
 4      007 Superstars                   _9   _74
 5      mejona united 2004              _14   _73
 6      Incurable Badger Virus          _16   _71
 7      Benny's Seagulls                _18   _69
 8      Scotties Stars                   _4   _67
 9      We are Brighton, Super Bright   _26   _66
10      The Handsome Boys               _12   _66
11      albionite                       _12   _63
12      Jedi Knights                     _2   _62
13      Never Gonna Happen              _14   _61
14      Cereal Killer                   _21   _59
15      truebluebadgers                 _18   _59
16      Manx Flyers                     _11   _58
17      Police Academy FC                _5   _54
18      Wrexham AFC Interlopers          _1   _54
19      Cookie Parade mmmmmmm COOKIES    _3   _53
20      Bish Bash Bosh FC               _18   _52
21      Albion Edd's Euro Xl            _20   _51
22      Crossbar Is Off Target          _10   _51
23      Dodge Albion                     _5   _49
24      Team Gay                         _7   _49
25      Crawley Crew                    _11   _48
26      gerbils fc                      _10   _47
27      Bags bitches                    _11   _44
28      AFC England                      _6   _43
29      T2                              _11   _42
30      Trigger smells                   _3   _42
31      Braders Falmer Dream            _10   _40
32      Tyneside Seagulls               _11   _40
33      It ain't half hot mum           _10   _40
34      Bez Albion                      _13   _40
35      Ali's Royals                    _11   _35
36      What Division Are You In?        _2   _34
37      MRRF smells                      _0   _29
38      Understars                      _18   _23
39      Andy King's Pint of BITTER       _0   _22
40      MRRF 10 the clown                _2   _16
41      Sorry Trigger you dont smell.    _0    _3

Trigger's lost his 'edge'.

Bracknell leads.

 

[Gazwag]

Its very tight at the top, I'm sitting nicely in third waiting for the top two to slip up

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Waaaaheeey!



3 points from Simic, 7 from Prso and 2 each from Henry and Zidane.

Tomorrow it's down to Stilian Petrov, Gianluigi Buffon and Alessandro Nesta.

 

[Trigger]

ARSE! After 3 days at the top my customary big slide is on! I only hope my lads perform for me tomorrow...

Gianluigi Buffon
Fabio Cannavaro
Olof Mellberg
Fredrik Ljungberg
Dimitar Berbatov

 

[nail-Z]

[B]Pos      Team                                 LatestTotal[/B]
 1       Trigger's Bitches                      _17  _98
 2       All we want is Falmer                  _12  _93
 3       Bracknell Towers                        _7  _89
 4       007 Superstars                         _10  _86
 5       mejona united 2004                     _10  _85
 6       Benny's Seagulls                       _14  _83
 7       Incurable Badger Virus                 _12  _83
 8       Scotties Stars                          _9  _78
 9       We are Brighton, Super Brighton        _11  _77
10       truebluebadgers                        _13  _74
11       The Handsome Boys                       _4  _70
12       Jedi Knights                            _7  _69
13       Never Gonna Happen                      _5  _66
14       albionite                               _0  _65
15       Police Academy FC                      _10  _64
16       Crawley Crew                           _15  _63
17       Cookie Parade mmmmmmm COOKIES!!!!!!!   _10  _63
18       Bish Bash Bosh FC                      _10  _62
19       Cereal Killer                           _2  _61
20       Manx Flyers                             _2  _60
21       gerbils fc                             _12  _59
22       Wrexham AFC Interlopers                 _3  _57
23       Dodge Albion                            _7  _56
24       Trigger smells                         _12  _54
25       Bags bitches                            _9  _53
26       Albion Edd's Euro Xl                    _0  _53
27       Crossbar Is Off Target                  _2  _53
28       AFC England                             _9  _52
29       It ain't half hot mum                  _11  _51
30       Team Gay                               _-3  _48
31       Tyneside Seagulls                       _5  _45
32       Bez Albion                              _5  _45
33       T2                                      _2  _44
34       Braders Falmer Dream                    _4  _44
35       Understars                             _18  _43
36       What Division Are You In?               _7  _43
37       Ali's Royals                            _2  _37
38       Andy King's Pint of BITTER             _12  _34
39       MRRF smells                            _-3  _26
40       MRRF 10 the clown                       _7  _23
41       Sorry Trigger you dont smell...that m   _2   _5

Trigger's back on top and Bracknell's on the slide. But who is All we want is Falmer making a lunge for the lead? Watch your back trigger!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

just under half way!!! come on!!!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Back down to third.



Thanks to Stilian Petrov (-3 for being sent off - what happened? The match was so boring I fell asleep for the second half) and that late Swedish goal that kept the scores for Buffon and Nesta down to just 5 each.

At least Trigger will suffer the consequences of Cannavaro being suspended for the Italy - Bulgaria match.

Tomorrow, I will be expecting big things from Christian Ziege (if he plays), Pavel Nedved and Ruud Van Nistelrooy (who is bound to score more goals than Roy Makaay, the only one of Trigger's Bitches who is scheduled to be playing tomorrow).

I will bounce back.

 

[Gazwag]

I am a bit concerned about my pick of spain, if they don't qualify for the knockouts I get minus 20

 

[nail-Z]

[B]Pos     Team                                 LatestTotal[/B]
 1      All we want is Falmer                   _7 _100
 2      Trigger's Bitches                       _0  _98
 3      Bracknell Towers                        _9  _98
 4      007 Superstars                         _10  _96
 5      Jedi Knights                           _22  _91
 6      mejona united 2004                      _4  _89
 7      Scotties Stars                          _9  _87
 8      We are Brighton, Super Brighton         _7  _84
 9      Benny's Seagulls                        _1  _84
10      truebluebadgers                        _10  _84
11      Incurable Badger Virus                  _0  _83
12      Never Gonna Happen                      _9  _75
13      Albion Edd's Euro Xl                   _22  _75
14      Cereal Killer                          _14  _75
15      albionite                               _9  _74
16      Crawley Crew                           _10  _73
17      The Handsome Boys                       _2  _72
18      Trigger smells                         _16  _70
19      Bish Bash Bosh FC                       _8  _70
20      Cookie Parade mmmmmmm COOKIES!!!!!!!    _7  _70
21      Wrexham AFC Interlopers                _12  _69
22      gerbils fc                              _9  _68
23      Police Academy FC                       _2  _66
24      Team Gay                               _17  _65
25      Manx Flyers                             _4  _64
26      Dodge Albion                            _5  _61
27      Bags bitches                            _8  _61
28      AFC England                             _7  _59
29      Crossbar Is Off Target                  _4  _57
30      It ain't half hot mum                   _4  _55
31      T2                                      _9  _53
32      Braders Falmer Dream                    _9  _53
33      Bez Albion                              _8  _53
34      Ali's Royals                           _15  _52
35      What Division Are You In?               _9  _52
36      Tyneside Seagulls                       _7  _52
37      Understars                              _1  _44
38      Andy King's Pint of BITTER             _10  _44
39      MRRF smells                            _13  _39
40      MRRF 10 the clown                       _4  _27
41      Sorry Trigger you dont smell...that m   _5  _10

Ooooh - it's getting close up top. 4 points separate the top 4 positions, and we've got loads more footy to go yet!!!

 

[Gazwag]

I have now climbed to the dizzy heights of 1st Place with a nice round 100

But its all a bit close though

 

[Trigger]

I'm happy to have only dropped to two points off the top seeing Group D is my weakness, none of my team play in Group D... Well 1 player but he hasn't featured yet!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Very close. Equal 2nd with Trigger. Only Carles Puyol appearing for me tomorrow. And I can't imagine Spain keeping a clean sheet against the hosts. So there won't be many points coming my way until Monday.

 

[Gazwag]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Spain out - thats minus bloody twenty for me



BOLLOCKS

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Where's the latest table?

As I suspected, Puyol ended up on the losing side and got penalty points for a booking. Although how he deserved the yellow card is beyond me.