Along the lines of "I'll get Pep (Guardiola) to explain that one too as he doesn't keep a man up top and he's done pretty well for himself"
One reason I'm not a top level football manager is that I have no patience and am completely intolerant of nobbery and nobbers.
My reply would have been along the lines of 'Don't be a soppy ****. We aren't playing in the ****ing conference. We don't put the boot in 'early doors', hoof it, or play with a target man. Glenn Murray is not a target man. Anymore. You are a fool and if it weren't for the fact we are in a room full of witnesses I would disembowel you with my ceremonial flick knife. Now Bugger Orf!'