Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Even though I don't like to criticise these forums as at least people make the effort to go, but the tool who did the poetry spending 10mins to essentially ask "Why do we have to use mobile phones for our tickets" really took the biscuit.
No emailed questions answered, partly because this prat wasted 10 mins to ask 1 question.
I thought his poem was amusing, but yes, it did take a lot of time. I am interested in Paul Barber's claim that one can buy a smartphone for £20. Later on he repeated and said £20-£25 pounds. Anyone?