[Football] Fans Banter Pages

[Cheshire Cat]

"Banter" is mostly racist, sexist and homophobic.

"Bants" is very racist, sexist and homophobic.

 

[e77]

I see your bantz and raise you tekkers

Let me throw 'worldy' into the pot.

 

[Gazwag]

Do you really believe that

Light hearted fun is not bullying.

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Bullying is very different.

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I would imagine the original dictionary definition of banter was written at the same time as the original dictionary definition of gay

 

[schmunk]

Let me throw 'worldy' into the pot.

Top bins!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Christ. Is mouldy defending 'banter'?

I'd just like to point out that the heaps of derision and mocking he gets on NSC for his unusual declarations are banter, or bantz.

I hope that clears up any misunderstandings

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I would imagine the original dictionary definition of banter was written at the same time as the original dictionary definition of gay

Okay, so the dictionary is wrong then?

This conversation could go in all directions.

But most people, pre-snowflakes, will understand that banter is light-hearted fun.

 

[Frutos]

Okay, so the dictionary is wrong then?

This conversation could go in all directions.

But most people pre-snowflakes, will understand that banter is light hearted fun.

The problem is that a lot of what is passed off as 'banter' these days isn't light hearted fun at all, but is designed solely to be offensive and insulting.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Like

Whatever

 

[Deleted member 2719]

The problem is that a lot of what is passed off as 'banter' these days isn't light hearted fun at all, but is designed solely to be offensive and insulting.

Fair enough, I am not sure all would agree with that. I must live in a different world as I have not seen this happen.

But I am not on twitter, is that where it is being passed off as banter

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Okay, so the dictionary is wrong then?

This conversation could go in all directions.

But most people, pre-snowflakes, will understand that banter is light-hearted fun.

At the very very best, banter is tiresome, tedious and unimaginative “humour”...like when footballers hilariously go on about a team mate’s hair cut or their “clobber” or the gobshite in the pub. This really is as good as it gets. At worst it’s thinly veiled bigotry. Neither strike me as light-hearted fun.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

At the very very best, banter is tiresome, tedious and unimaginative “humour”...like when footballers hilariously go on about a team mate’s hair cut or their “clobber” or the gobshite in the pub. This really is as good as it gets. At worst it’s thinly veiled bigotry. Neither strike me as light-hearted fun.

Hmmmm, **makes note** tread on egg shells with HT. No humour allowed.
Would you class yourself as a team player or an individual?

 

[Wellesley]

NSC must be the most 'precious' of all fans forms. No banter please, we're Brighton. FFS.

 

[Questions]

Scrolling through quickly I misread this as fanny batter pages

God, now how long is it since they ceased publishing

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

NSC must be the most 'precious' of all fans forms. No banter please, we're Brighton. FFS.

No banter please, we’re Brighton!

There’s a certain ring to that phrase. It would look great on a scarf, or a t-shirt. Like!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Hmmmm, **makes note** tread on egg shells with HT. No humour allowed.

Have you completely ignored my wide range of puns? And it was only a few days ago someone called me sarcastic....which is of course the highest form of wit. It’s best we overlook the fact the same person was also calling me smug, sanctimonious, and a prick, though.

Would you class yourself as a team player or an individual?

I can do both roles.

 

[knocky1]

Hmmmm, **makes note** tread on egg shells with HT. No humour allowed.
Would you class yourself as a team player or an individual?

You should be grateful that Lord Tubbthumper allows your absolute bollocks, of PB’s week after week with the highest attainable VO2 max Achievable by anyone ever, on his thread.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Have you completely ignored my wide range of puns? And it was only a few days ago someone called me sarcastic....which is of course the highest form of wit. It’s best we overlook the fact the same person was also calling me smug, sanctimonious, and a prick, though.



I can do both roles.

I must have missed that.

I only asked about being a team player because if you hadn't experienced this you may have a different view on banter, as you would not have been involved in this form of human fusion.
I have been in several team's over the years, and all have used banter as a primary form of team bonding.

Can't beat it in my book.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

You should be grateful that Lord Tubbthumper allows your absolute bollocks, of PB’s week after week with the highest attainable VO2 max Achievable by anyone ever, on his thread.

Nice banter Knocky

Just in case your were serious, I was banging out PB's regularly, but after finding I was probably training to hard according to several posters, I have backed off, hence no PB's recently.

My VO2 to date is good, but I don't believe it's the best.

Don't worry I am not in the same league as you pros.

So none of it bolloxs I am afraid.

 

[Beach Hut]

Whatever

Am I boverred

 

[Del Fenner]

palarse

Top "bantz".