Fannying about . How many hours does your wife/partner /bird spend fannying about...

[Deleted User X18H]

...when so far today you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hours. Mine has fannied for at least 3 hours this morning and is still not dressed .

 

[tip top]

Man up and tell her to get her backside home

 

[Mancgull]

Far too long....she must spend at least a couple of hours every day fannying about.

 

[Notters]

Not as long as me!

 

[wunt be druv]

We are going out today,with some friends for lunch without the Wunt be druv juniors,and she did actually start getting ready for it last Sunday,so,approximately 168Hrs. and she still won't be ready on time!

 

[Brian Fantana]

If the alternative was spending time with the OP, I'd spent virtually all my time fannying about.

 

[bhafc99]

...you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hour .

OMG, is HB&B about to confide to his partner that he's actually gay? Brave man. Respect for your honesty. Please tell us how it goes.

>pulls up chair and opens packet of Pringles<

 

[Spun Cuppa]

When her indoors used to say, 'But I'm making myself look beautiful...', she would get the stock response of, 'We just don't have enough time for that my sweet...'

 

[clippedgull]

When her indoors used to say, 'But I'm making myself look beautiful...', she would get the stock response of, 'We just don't have enough time for that my sweet...'

 

[glasfryn]

the best bit is when you go to find out whats happening and can't open the bedroom door for shoes and can't see the bed for tried on dresses that don't fit or are crap most with the price tickets still on them

 

[Return of the Rev]

...when so far today you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hours. Mine has fannied for at least 3 hours this morning and is still not dressed .

LEFT FOR FOOTIE AT 8.50 AM CAME HOME AT 1PM TO A LOVELY ROAST,HEADING OUT FOR A SEAFRONT WALK AT 4PM,ALL RUNNING LIKE CLOCK WORK TBH

 

[jimbob5]

...when so far today you have been ready to out for about 2 and a quarter hours. Mine has fannied for at least 3 hours this morning and is still not dressed .

She's like that I'm afraid hove.

 

[jimbob5]

When her indoors used to say, 'But I'm making myself look beautiful...', she would get the stock response of, 'We just don't have enough time for that my sweet...'

That's very hurtful darling.

 

[Eeyore]

Other: Get ready, we are leaving in half an hour.
Me: Ok

..... half an hour later.

Me: Ok, let's go, the bus is due.
Other: I'm not ready yet....

A frequent and repeated cycle.