[Sussex] Fancy dress theme: Sussex

[Bozza]

Other than going as an Albion player, what would YOU wear to a Sussex-themed fancy dress party.

Absolutely not asking for a friend.

 

[Bakero]

I'd go as a Pond Pudding.

 

[blue-shifted]

You could go as the political map? Drape an enormous blue sheet over you, with a tiny bit of red and green paint near your toe.

Oh, actually when is this party going to be?

 

[studio150]

Go as a Southern train driver, the only downside is that you would need to turn up 2 hours after the event had finished

 

[jakarta]

Wear a brown body stocking and dye your hair white, Pint of Harvey's...

 

[Winker]

Go as a Speckled Sussex:

 

[MattBackHome]

Go as Mad Jack Fuller

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Jack_Fuller

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Put a swimming ring around your middle, cover yourself in foil and go as the I360.

 

[banjo]

 

[Postman Pat]

Buy a big bird costume and say you are a Marlet.

 

[Frankie]

A naked transgender liberal democrat on a bike waving a save the whales sign made from plastic whilst smoking a pipe , filled with St Bruno rough cut tobacco , failing that , Marina from Stingray .

 

[Gwylan]

Dress all in white, whiten your face, carry two poles and go as the Long Man of Wilmington

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Simple, go as a bonfire boy. Striped Guernsey, white trousers, red neckerchief

 

[Triggaaar]

Go with a lady, wear a ginger wig, and ask the lady to put on a dark shade of foundation.

 

[Gazwag]

Dress all in white, whiten your face, carry two poles and go as the Long Man of Wilmington

or if you are adventurous

 

[Gwylan]

or if you are adventurous

Not Sussex though, is it?

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[CHAPPERS]

King Harold, with an arrow sticking out of your eye.

 

[Hillian1]

Dress all in white, whiten your face, carry two poles and go as the Long Man of Wilmington

Racist

 

[Pevenseagull]

Go as a portly gentleman in three piece suit with thinning, brill creamed hair and round spectacles.

Poison any widows/ spinsters present.

Hey presto, Bodkin Adams