Just posted this on the "Should we change our walk-on music" thread but clearly relevant here:
Version of GOSBTS for Leeds:
"Now is the time for mincing, now let your hearts be gay
Park with the merry buggers dogging along our way.
So open up your ring, my boys and take a length from me,
And I'll slip you my schlong as we cruise along,
For Sussex By The Sea".
You are serioulsy wasted mate in your current vocation