Famous shags

[Skaville]

When i lived in Mallorca i went out with a girl called Claire from Wales for about 3 months,during which i gave her the good news a few times.

She is now a very popular PORN STAR by the name of "Isabelle Ice" (im sure you could find some of her work if you did a search somewhere).

Its quite funny,in one of her films about 7 guys all shoot thier muck over a tattoo i paid for!!

I just Google image searched her. Fair play and all, but she's hardly Jenna Jameson is she!

 

[Buzzer]

Why did he finger her ?

What was she guilty of ?

Guilty of being quite fit, if I recall the lucky bastard

 

[John Bumlick]

When i lived in Mallorca i went out with a girl called Claire from Wales for about 3 months,during which i gave her the good news a few times.

She is now a very popular PORN STAR by the name of "Isabelle Ice" (im sure you could find some of her work if you did a search somewhere).

Its quite funny,in one of her films about 7 guys all shoot thier muck over a tattoo i paid for!!

no shit? i saw her in a movie called riot something...bitches or sluts, can't remember. she is pretty messed up and, let's say, up for anything.

what the hell did you do to her? whatever it was, good work sir!

 

[Harty]

Bill Archer f***ed the Albion

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Had to be done

 

[Cian]

Former work colleague swore he did Nadine Coyle round the back of a teenage disco back in Derry

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Former work colleague swore he did Nadine Coyle round the back of a teenage disco back in Derry

I'd like to do Nadine Coyle round the back, too.

 

[Buzzer]

I'd like to do Nadine Coyle round the back, too.

Not arf!

psst, HKFC. Another whimsical scandinavian band (in a Hafdis Huld mould but Finnish). Check out a band I saw at the Komedia last week: Husky Rescue. Lead singer is very fit too!

 

[Rangdo]

I have a story about her too. Met her at a party in hurstpierpoint at her uncles house. I used to work with him and he invited me to his nephew's b'day party, sporty's brother. We were all knocking back tequila and ended up playing tonsil tennis with a fumble in the jungle thrown in! Don't know how but we ended up in the zap after.

So your story is that you rummaged around in the undercrackers of Sporty Spice's brother? I'm not sure that counts to be honest.

 

[Pigsy]

Alice Nutter

 

[bristolseagull]

jordan, but I bet most people know someone who has shagged her.

i came pretty close once........

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I snogged Danni Minogue on the night she copped off with Jaques Villnueve!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not arf!

psst, HKFC. Another whimsical scandinavian band (in a Hafdis Huld mould but Finnish). Check out a band I saw at the Komedia last week: Husky Rescue. Lead singer is very fit too!

She looks that, I grant you..

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i came pretty close once........

I tried my luck when I saw her out once, didn't get very far mind

 

[NMH]

Not really famous herself but I "know" someone who boned the daughter of Jeff Rich who used to be the drummer for Status Quo

Nice tits

Since she is living with my next-door neighbour, I could pass on your mate's regards.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Not really famous herself but I "know" someone who boned the daughter of Jeff Rich who used to be the drummer for Status Quo

Nice tits

This is bizarre, I have never heard of this Jeff Rich Bloke whos daughter, it would appear, gets about a bit..but I saw this this morning, then this arvo I surf onto my old school website (Rock Ferry High,Birkenhead) which I haven't looked at for ages, and who is doing a drumming demonstration there soon...Bloody Jeff Rich: Former Drummer with Status Quo!...twice in one day?? whats that about?

 

[Meade's Ball]

It was an evening i had with Nick Frost where he confessed, with the blink of his pleased eyes and murderous snort alone, that he, and not Barry George, was the Jan Dildo life-ender. That night i wore his charity cummerbund home to keep my spunk-filled guts slimline, mendacious and presentable to anyone asking questions about nights and deaths and fixations i had.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

It was an evening i had with Nick Frost where he confessed, with the blink of his pleased eyes and murderous snort alone, that he, and not Barry George, was the Jan Dildo life-ender. That night i wore his charity cummerbund home to keep my spunk-filled guts slimline, mendacious and presentable to anyone asking questions about nights and deaths and fixations i had.

I'm already freaked out by the Jeff Rich Synchronicity and then I read about you and your spunk fuelled rampages... good god man!