False Definitions Thread

[Trufflehound]

Friddle - a barbeque griddle that has been left out to rust in your garden

Yaprittle.

Yaprittle: the sound of machine gun bullets repeatedly ripping through the flesh of a small noisy dog.


Runtopoly.

 

[Yorkie]

Runtopoly - the smallest university

deponent

 

[Parson Henry]

Runtopoly - the smallest university

deponent

Person making deposition under oath. (Psst Yorks it is a real word!!)

Brimp

 

[Yorkie]

Person making deposition under oath. (Psst Yorks it is a real word!!)

I know but my imagination's not working this morning.

Brimp - a Brighton shrimp

senibillian

 

[Parson Henry]

I know but my imagination's not working this morning.

Brimp - a Brighton shrimp

senibillian

Ancient form of invoicing persons in Roman times. (quoted in latin script)

senibilius - active
senibilio - passive

 

[Barnet Seagull]

copersyst

 

[Parson Henry]

copersyst

A cyst on the buttock which is not painful and can be coped with.

Garmasoil

 

[Hunting 784561]

Garmasoil - the yellow patch of grass in a park where a dog has pissed and nothing will ever grow again

Shramptonwick

 

[Parson Henry]

Garmasoil - the yellow patch of grass in a park where a dog has pissed and nothing will ever grow again

Shramptonwick

Little village in the Cotswolds renamed as famous Trick Cyclist Billy Shrampton was born there.

Bonevear

 

[Les Biehn]

French word meaning hello for ever

Cockalscran

 

[Yorkie]

Seafood

supinmation

 

[Hunting 784561]

Supinmation - the animation method used by Thunderbirds.

Hawkthrapping

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Artificial insemination, producing semen for birds of prey.

Rumblebucket

 

[Parson Henry]

Supinmation - the animation method used by Thunderbirds.

Hawkthrapping

Corporal punishment for Kestrels

Fleamful

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Hawkthrapping

The ancient art of strapping a hawk to one's thigh.


Necrophiliact

 

[Yorkie]

Necrophiliact

Pretending to be dead

Oatsapgrice

 

[Les Biehn]

Oats at great prices.

Noshbangel

 

[Hunting 784561]

Noshbangel - bakery products sold cheaply well past their sell by date


Twattingle

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Noshbangel - bakery products sold cheaply well past their sell by date


Twattingle

The effect a vicetickle has

Shakirascope

 

[Parson Henry]

The effect a vicetickle has

Shakirascope

Gynaecologists scope used for consucting intimate examinatiosn of ladies whilst they are dancing.

Proobic