Falmers conspiracies... A thread just for you

[shellsuit]

Actually this paul mcartney one is interesting...
Paul is dead - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hundreds of supposed clues to McCartney's death were reported by fans and followers of the legend; these included messages perceived when listening to a song being played backwards, and symbolic interpretations of both lyrics and album cover imagery.[10] One oft-cited example was the suggestion that the words spoken by McCartney's band-mate John Lennon in the final section of the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" are "I buried Paul". McCartney later revealed the words were actually "cranberry sauce"

how do you get i buried paul and cranberry sauce confused?

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Actually this paul mcartney one is interesting...
Paul is dead - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The link I posted in post #6 has all the whacky stuff in it though!

 

[Falmer]

Well this thread kept it's momemtum!

 

[Falmer]

 

[Simster]

To be honest, [MENTION=17759]Falmer[/MENTION] will be lapping this up. However, I can foresee this thread becoming useful when he next ruins a thread with a crap conspiracy theory, as we ought to be able to ask a mod to simply move his post to this thread.

That way, it it will eventually fill up with total wank.

 

[Woodchip]

To be honest, [MENTION=17759]Falmer[/MENTION] will be lapping this up. However, I can foresee this thread becoming useful when he next ruins a thread with a crap conspiracy theory, as we ought to be able to ask a mod to simply move his post to this thread.

That way, it it will eventually fill up with total wank.

Isn't the big board mostly full of wank already though?

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Falmer]

To be honest, [MENTION=17759]Falmer[/MENTION] will be lapping this up. However, I can foresee this thread becoming useful when he next ruins a thread with a crap conspiracy theory, as we ought to be able to ask a mod to simply move his post to this thread.

That way, it it will eventually fill up with total wank.

What is your point other than fishing for an argument?

 

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[rocker959]

Paul Fuschillio signed by Cloughie from Blackpool in the early 70's who was rather like an earlier version of Mark Lawrenson played with a touch of class , suddenly went missing , conspiracy theory at the time that he was sectioned under the Mental Health Act ?

Ian Goodwin 'hard as nails' central defender in 1972 promotion team also left the club but was registered as a player by the Albion for some years after. Why ?

A new Peter Ward will come rumour, with the initials Z Z guess that was Zamora , Zamora then !!

 

[ezmally]

I thought this was going to have some conspiracy theories about the Amex

So did I, i'm glad someone else said it. I was excpecting to see a reply along the lines of "Vincente is actually a T2000 sent from the future by Dougie Freedmans son. The plan being Brighton blow all of there wage budget on him in the hope that we manage to get a couple of games out of the midfield maestro. And the only way Vincente's true identity will be revealed is if he has a shower after a game and Gus notices he has a metal Penis! But of course that will never happen as Vincente will have to play a game first.

 

[Falmer]

So did I, i'm glad someone else said it. I was excpecting to see a reply along the lines of "Vincente is actually a T2000 sent from the future by Dougie Freedmans son. The plan being Brighton blow all of there wage budget on him in the hope that we manage to get a couple of games out of the midfield maestro. And the only way Vincente's true identity will be revealed is if he has a shower after a game and Gus notices he has a metal Penis! But of course that will never happen as Vincente will have to play a game first.

The large one cleans the urinals in the Northstand with his tongue in hope one day he will reach the respect he thought his post count would of got him. Amex inside rumour.

 

[Falmer]

Woodchip takes his laptop to matches so he can still correct spelling mistakes whilst at the match

 

[Falmer]

Westdene seagull is banned from the ground for stalking.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Ha ha!!

Paul Really Is Dead: Part 1 of Facial Comparison: Getting A Reference.

just read all of that, pretty wierd for sure, so what is it, Paul was killed in a car crash so they replaced him with a doppleganger from the army?!