Falmer - today's stunt

[Strike]

I wish I was there but as I was only skint could not make it unless I bunked the train but I don't want to upset National Rail, Southern and Virgos Haircut.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

What shirt is that next to the Sheff Utd shirt on the right hand side, is that Crewe Alexandra?

That would be me and yes, it was Crewe

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I wish I was there but as I was only skint could not make it unless I bunked the train but I don't want to upset National Rail, Southern and Virgos Haircut.

You won't upset me mate, I don't issue penalty fares. I am responsible for the safety of myself, the passengers, the train and "others".

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

They weren't work shoes, just a pair of dark trainers I've only had for a couple of days.

And Kinkygerbil, I do not owe you beer.

Yes you do


You said if you ever do something retarded again you would buy me a beer.

That looks pretty tard like to me