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Falmer - name them toilets



Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Stanley should get the biggest shitter named after him, without him there would have been no Archer or Bellotti
 






portlock seagull

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
17,788
The exceptions of course are Archer, Bellotti, and Stanley, who we should not piss on if they were on fire, however, if their faces were in the bottom of the crappers, well, I'd bake one all day in anticipation.

:lolol::lolol::lolol:

Come on, there must be more? Let's FLUSH 'em out (if you'll excuse the pun)..... Who's written to the Argus with some really stupid stuff? I fully intend to send a humerous email to the Argus to inform them of our 'awards' ceremony post-decision.
 










shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
Hand dryers should also be named, after people who are known to spout a lot of hot air
 


fosters headband

Well-known member
Aug 15, 2003
5,165
Brighton
How about that twat of an Orient chairman who campaigned to have us expelled from the league, in our last season at the Goldstone.
And surely Paul Scally would be on many fans list?
 




portlock seagull

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
17,788
I don't think we should bring other club's employees into the equation. We'd run out of candidates. No, we should be clear who did NOTHING to help us or tried to run us into insolvency. Especially if they're still on a council or something. We need to mop up this lot because until the dammed thing's built, don't rule any of them out for trying to obstruct us in our hour of victory.
 


Screaming J

He'll put a spell on you
Jul 13, 2004
2,403
Exiled from the South Country
I think we should be gracious in victory, don't stoop to their level, they have mostly all done what they believed in (wrongly of course).
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No, no no. If we win we must first grind their faces in the dust, repeatedly and without mercy.

Then after 5 years Desmond Tutu can come in and we'll have a reconcilation commission or whatever it was called in South Africa.
 








I think we should be gracious in victory, don't stoop to their level, they have mostly all done what they believed in (wrongly of course).

The exceptions of course are Archer, Bellotti, and Stanley, who we should not piss on if they were on fire, however, if their faces were in the bottom of the crappers, well, I'd bake one all day in anticipation.

Why not have festival stylee toilets with Stanley, Archer, Bellotti, DeVagi, Baker, Pepper, Neighbour, Cuttress, Septicwank and those dried up old hags from the Regency Society all tied up at the bottom so we can pay our compliments to them?

Then fill it in....
 


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