Facts

[London Calling]

What keyfacts do you know which are probably 90% total b*llocks.

Here's one.

After cats, humans have the most toxic indigestion system.

 

[Mendoza]

Approximately one-seventh of your life is spent on Wednesdays

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Ice melts more quickly in cold water than in hot water.

 

[TSB]

Leeds will get 105 points this season...

 

[cannedheat]

To cold to snow.

 

[Buzzer]

There is no chin under Chuck Norris. Only another beard.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

when chuck norris jumps in the sea, he doesn't get wet.

the sea gets all 'chuck-norrisey'.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

daddy longlegs have the most poisonous venom known to man

 

[Bigtomfu]

daddy longlegs have the most poisonous venom known to man

That one is true except it isn't toxic to humans at all.....

 

[DC Rules]

That one is true except it isn't toxic to humans at all.....

so what is it poisonous to?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

No Brighton fan with an ounce of credibility would ever post on the geek-fest that is North Stand Chat.

 

[colinpants]

84% of women insist on anal.

 

[Gazwag]

84% of women insist on anal.

89% of women insist on swallowing

 

[Everest]

We will play at Falmer in 2010

 

[Questions]

Dick Knight wont raise 50 million

 

[clippedgull]

35 million pounds in fifty pound notes stacked on top of each other will be one and a half times taller than Nelsons Column

Copyright: The Sun

 

[crodonilson]

Go is the smallest sentence possible in the English language.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

90% of all statistics are total b*llocks

 

[Frutos]

8 out of every 6 people can't do Maths (yet all have an A* GCSE in the subject)

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If you sneeze without closing your eyes, your eyeballs will drop out.