Facts

[Seagullible]

lipreaders can't tell the difference between saying 'colourful' and 'I love you'

 

[Lokki 7]

Every minute on the London Underground platform information displays is made up of 90 seconds.

 

[Buzzer]

it is impossible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum

It is possible that I've wiggled my bum with your toothbrush up my arse

 

[Easy 10]

If you spill paint on the carpet and use vinegar to clean it up, it won't work. It will just make your carpet stink, and your mum will tell you off.

 

[pasty]

Every minute on the London Underground platform information displays is made up of 90 seconds.

Thats definitely wrong. More like 3 minutes per displayed minute on the Victoria line most mornings.

 

[London Calling]

99% of Black birds have not had a swallow

 

[Mendoza]

it would take 14000000000000000 post it notes to cover the world

 

[pasty]

If you created a line of poeple to circle the earth, more than half of them would drown.

 

[Buzzer]

the mods are going to create a numpty section on this board

 

[Mendoza]

if bill gates put all his money under his matress in $5 bills, it would take him 18 minutes to hit the floor

BUT

he earns sufficient interest on his fortune that the pile would keep going up enough for him never to hit the floor

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

If you pick your nose your face will cave in

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

If you pick your nose your face will cave in

Known as "the Dowie effect"

 

[pasty]

It's impossible to have a dump without having a pee

 

[Mendoza]

247 of S'hampton Seagull's 308 posts have been lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

247 of S'hampton Seagull's 308 posts have been lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

 

[Buzzer]

if bill gates put all his money under his matress in $5 bills, it would take him 18 minutes to hit the floor

BUT

he earns sufficient interest on his fortune that the pile would keep going up enough for him never to hit the floor

sorry Brett - I'm gonna fixture myself here as I've already answered this before:

1. The size of a dollar bill is 6.6294 cm wide, by 15.5956 cm long, and 0.010922 cm in thickness.

2. Bill Gates is worth $50 Billion

3. For a skydiver with parachute closed, the terminal velocity is about 200 km/h.

4. It takes around 15 seconds to reach 99% of terminal velocity


50,000,000,000 x 0.00010922m = 5,461 km

5461 / 200 = 27.305 hours = 1 day 3 hours 18 minutes give or take a minute or so.


But the stratosphere only goes up about 53km therefore his bed would be outside any meaningful gravitational pull of the earth.


Therefore it is false.


I thankyou.

 

[Mendoza]

sorry Brett - I'm gonna fixture myself here as I've already answered this before:

1. The size of a dollar bill is 6.6294 cm wide, by 15.5956 cm long, and 0.010922 cm in thickness.

2. Bill Gates is worth $50 Billion

3. For a skydiver with parachute closed, the terminal velocity is about 200 km/h.

4. It takes around 15 seconds to reach 99% of terminal velocity


50,000,000,000 x 0.00010922m = 5,461 km

5461 / 200 = 27.305 hours = 1 day 3 hours 18 minutes give or take a minute or so.


But the stratosphere only goes up about 53km therefore his bed would be outside any meaningful gravitational pull of the earth.


Therefore it is false.


I thankyou.

i forgot to type the 1day 3 hours bit

i just copied it from a website
shoddy journalism on my behalf - FACT!