Facts that will blow your mind

[jay d]

To those that showed a keen interest.

the kola deep hole.. they wanted to go down to something like 20,000 kilometers but couldnt get past 12,000 klm.
So humans couldnt get lower than 12,000 klm.

but at the same time humans cant go higher than 12,000 klm as the air gets to thin.

so its like were not surposed to go higher or lower than 12,000 klm's

 

[The Large One]

To those that showed a keen interest.

the kola deep hole.. they wanted to go down to something like 20,000 kilometers but couldnt get past 12,000 klm.
So humans couldnt get lower than 12,000 klm.

but at the same time humans cant go higher than 12,000 klm as the air gets to thin.

so its like were not surposed to go higher or lower than 12,000 klm's

They'd struggle. The diameter of the planet is only 12,000km.

 

[jay d]

No I was not including pigs in the equation.
Could be a major flaw in my post.
Your choice if you want to include them, but you can count

Talking of pigs , every religion in the world goes against eating pigs. Some religions say its because pigs are reancarnated humans, mostly humand that were canaballs etc.
but ironically,

they use pigs blood in movies, as its the closest to humans.
tattooist use pig skin to learn their trade
pigs have aproximatly the same size body as a humans as wel as basic functions.
Pigs share 98 per cent of the human gene.

And finally ,if you saw that dick head pig on nsc, you would of noticed it looked very human, with that nob on his head it looked like my boss.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The President of an American charity called food for the poor is named Robin mahfood (http://www.foodforthepoor.org/about/leadership/)


Chris Martin can sing Coldplay's song The Scientist perfectly backwards


The Duke of Edinburgh had 2 stag dos on the night before he married the Queen

 

[AmexRuislip]

Talking of pigs , every religion in the world goes against eating pigs. Some religions say its because pigs are reancarnated humans, mostly humand that were canaballs etc.
but ironically,

they use pigs blood in movies, as its the closest to humans.
tattooist use pig skin to learn their trade
pigs have aproximatly the same size body as a humans as wel as basic functions.
Pigs share 98 per cent of the human gene.

And finally ,if you saw that dick head pig on nsc, you would of noticed it looked very human, with that nob on his head it looked like my boss.

It sounds like you need a bloody good holiday
My boss walks about our building looking for his backbone!

 

[beorhthelm]

Talking of pigs , every religion in the world goes against eating pigs. ...

you're having trouble with this fact concept, arent you?

 

[jay d]

They'd struggle. The diameter of the planet is only 12,000km.

WOW!!!! ive just checked and ur spot on.

so lets work this out , we cant go higher than 12,000 klm.
we cant go lower than12,000 klm
if we sarted travelling right we cant go further than12,000 klm.
if we started travelling left we cant go any furthet than 12,000 klm

That is mind bogaling. If any religius people can find some thing in the bible ( or equivalent )
That would be scary.......

 

[jay d]

you're having trouble with this fact concept, arent you?

Ok not every , but you must admit its quite strange.

 

[Norman Potting]

Both of these are real sentences;

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

I have always been baffled by that second one, I must have first seen it over 40 years ago probably in something like the "Ladybird book of mindless crap for young gentlefolk". I just cannot see how either of them make any sense at all. Incidentally the second one I recall usually finishes "had had the teacher's approval". Anyone with an intellect immesurably superior to mine able to explain

 

[The Large One]

WOW!!!! ive just checked and ur spot on.

so lets work this out , we cant go higher than 12,000 klm.
we cant go lower than12,000 klm
if we sarted travelling right we cant go further than12,000 klm.
if we started travelling left we cant go any furthet than 12,000 klm

We can't go higher than 12km unaided, let alone 12,000km.

You can go left or right for 40,000km.

That is mind bogaling. If any religius people can find some thing in the bible ( or equivalent )
That would be scary.......

As for the rest of your post, I have no idea what you're on about.

 

[vegster]

Talking of pigs , every religion in the world goes against eating pigs. Some religions say its because pigs are reancarnated humans, mostly humand that were canaballs etc.
but ironically,

they use pigs blood in movies, as its the closest to humans.
tattooist use pig skin to learn their trade
pigs have aproximatly the same size body as a humans as wel as basic functions.
Pigs share 98 per cent of the human gene.

And finally ,if you saw that dick head pig on nsc, you would of noticed it looked very human, with that nob on his head it looked like my boss.

Well good luck with that, While in the mean time most of us will be enjoying sausages, Bacon,Ham, Pork Scratchings etc etc. You, meanwhile, would be better off devouring a dictionary.

 

[Rohana]

I have always been baffled by that second one, I must have first seen it over 40 years ago probably in something like the "Ladybird book of mindless crap for young gentlefolk". I just cannot see how either of them make any sense at all. Incidentally the second one I recall usually finishes "had had the teacher's approval". Anyone with an intellect immesurably superior to mine able to explain

Hope that helps.

 

[jay d]

Well good luck with that, While in the mean time most of us will be enjoying sausages, Bacon,Ham, Pork Scratchings etc etc. You, meanwhile, would be better off devouring a dictionary.

Human ot not. I will also be enjoying all of those things,

 

[Husty]

We can't go higher than 12km unaided, let alone 12,000km.

You can go left or right for 40,000km.



As for the rest of your post, I have no idea what you're on about.

Shirley you can go left or right (or forwards or backwards) infinitely, such is the beauty of the sphere.

 

[jay d]

Shirley you can go left or right (or forwards or backwards) infinitely, such is the beauty of the sphere.

But you wont go anyfurther than your first destination

 

[Cosmic Joker]

[MENTION=30399]jay d[/MENTION] is now my new favourite NSC parody persona, above crodonilson, Ernest, Ben's Grandad and Hybrid_x. I think he's probably the same person as crodo, but while the crodo persona is modelled on Jim Rosenthal with a dose of Richard Keys. jay d is clearly based on Gareth from The Office

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

New York is further south than Rome

more interesting than mind blowing.

Just back from La la land. Did you know that Reno, NV is further west than Los Angeles?

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

That's annoying. I have just spent 15 mins holding my nose whilst masturbating before realising I misread your post

15 mins. You need better porn.

 

[Rohana]

There are only two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming, and they're in the same building.

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

Quote Originally Posted by jay d View Post
It does appear thag ive got the wrong hole.

Are you talking to us, or your wife?

She says 2.7km is getting shorter nearly every day.